To help you get bored offering
Here is a short but instructive tale. Unfortunately authorship
not known, and fished in this tale
"Networks" are our friends from Taganrog.
The Fisherman and the Fish
(Unfinished story)
Once upon a time the old man and an old woman
Near the engine room
The old man was producing periphery
The old woman driver was written
They lived with a dilapidated terminal
Exactly five years and two years.
One old man went to Europe
There, he threw his nets -
Pulled the old HANDBOOK'i
On another occasion he threw the network -
Pulled FAIL'ovye tape
The third time he threw the network -
Lo and behold - in the networks of the goldfish
Scales in her integralkah
Written on the tail "MERA"
As pleaded Goldfish
Said the old man in Fortran:
"Let me go
old man
with the world
In their native multiplex channels
Rich for myself, I'll buy -
Ask for only what you desire "
Frightened old man, was surprised
He had not seen such a miracle
Said: "Give a little software of
We somehow do not have anything "
"No problem," he said, the fish
Merovskim tail waved
And dived into the bier.
The old man returned with a hand Exec
Told me about this miracle old woman
Angry old woman, zarugalas
Durachina you gawk
Are there many prosecutors in the Exec
I do not want to drive underneath the program
Go to fool his fish
Ask your operating system
The old man returned to Europe
(It happened FAIL on tape)
He came to the modem, said:
"Where are you a goldfish?"
Swam to him goldfish
asked:
"What do you want, old man?"
Her with a bow The old man replied:
"Have mercy, Your Majesty Goldfish,
The old lady scolded me
Do not want to work under the Exec
Bring her to the operating system "
Meets the goldfish:
"Do not worry, drive themselves with God"
The old man returned to the old woman
Lo and behold - she was sitting at the computer screen
Looks at the best supervisor
Editor Marafet suggests
On-screen timer cuckoo
Wanders through the yard planner
Driving a car problem
CLOSE password
At one side memory file
And at the entrance to the dumper with the mallet.
As she saw the old man old woman -
Razrugalis worse SYSTEM MESSAGE:
"Durachina you gawk
Elicited OS durachina
I do not want to be a system
programmer
I want to do what you want sweetie
So that does not mess around with assembler
A write on a clean PASCAL'e
Different beautiful things. "
That old man made his way back to Europe
Sees - the machines SYSTEM ERROR
He goes to the modem, is calling
Sailed goldfish:
"What do you want, old man?"
Her with a bow The old man replied:
"Have mercy, Your Majesty Goldfish,
Again bristle old woman
Does not want to deal with software of,
A programmer wants to be free
To forget completely about the assembler
And writing on a clean PASCAL'e "
Meets the goldfish:
"Do not worry, drive themselves with God"
The old man returned to the old woman
Lo and behold - in the VC software development group
Old woman wrote preprocessors
Tray with a bow Utilities
She hits them over the beard drags
Requires a new compiler
The old man said his old woman:
"Well now your sweetheart
satisfied? "
At his old lady did not look -
Sent a test strip
That week, another place
More than ever the old woman gone mad
Causes the old man and says to:
"I do not want to be free
prorammistom,
And I wish to put the problem
Do not plod all day for terminal
Compose any algorithms,
Who only wish. "
There really old man was astonished:
"What are you a woman, henbane overeat?
Nothing in problems not understand
The whole system will be fun "
The old woman then stamped their feet
Ran faithful servants
The old man was sent on a mission.
The old man returned to Europe
(Dali fault system disks)
He began to click a goldfish
Fish swam to him and asked:
"What do you want, old man?"
Her with a bow The old man replied:
"Have mercy, Your Majesty Goldfish,
No plaguing cursed by old ladies,
I do not want to be free
programmer
Only wants to set goals
What are her dearest wish "
Replied the old man a fish:
"Do not worry, drive yourself to God
Welcome to it poses problems "
Returned the old man - astonished
The old woman sits in his office
Mathematics around so programmers
Bank Relational her writing
Bear Overseas Packages
Adapt to our machines
And the old woman know makes requests
In its simplest form
Sit near the boyars so nobles
Discuss the contours of the system.
As the old woman saw the old man -
Frowned sternly and said:
"Go-ka alive to the fish
I do not want to know about formats
And give the car the team
I want to communicate with voice and whistle
How to think - let it and sing
And to me your fish served
And would I have for transactions "
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