From spring to spring you ...
(C) PETRIK
N-military unit of Skye
Illustrations: (c) Goblin (Alex Antipov)
Hello, dear newspaper NICRON and all its
readers. Andrew wrote to you (PETRICK). And I write not out of
the house, and of ... Army. Yes, it is the army! You probably
already know by story in NICRON56. Here's what she lives: I
lived themselves and not tuzhil with his favorite SPECCY. Many
plans zateival. And so, the you, gloomy morning, Dec. 12, the
doorbell rang. Open it, some older sticks me some paper and
said: December 16 with things! Yes, and sign. It was the end.
Everything! Life is over, I thought. All raked, you bastards! 2
years without SPECCY, and return - suddenly it is not to be,
and any and PENTIUM AMIGA his hometown will never replace - the
thought haunted me. The following days I walked in mourning. At
the apartment screaming AY. I Listen to your favorite Mouzon
and parted with SPECCY. Parents I clearly explained that if
they could not zakosit, you have to cut already in the army (I
Rodak wanted to have a part not far from home). As I explained
to them that without SPECCY I can not live a day, that the life
of me but it does not need anything.
Thus, in the recruiting office I was credited with the
Interior Ministry. Oh, I thought, Though dislike cops, but
still think I will go on city, take money from any suspicious
... But I did not know, What is MIA. Drove me to the Kursk, a /
h 6699. There all sort by battalions. Only there, I learned
that the MIA is of MBP (special police battalion) and BB
(internal troops). I have identified the explosives. I did not
know what it is. AND Now, we bring, where, in fact, hit. Some
sort of "Auntie" with hard heart, and maybe without him at all,
tells us: "Guys, I congratulate you!" You've got a BB. You'll
be doing combat missions in the republic of Dagestan. So get
ready. You all there will be. It's not scary. There is no war
now. "Etc., etc. Frankly, I sat on the ... (This word has not
been dismantled - ca. ed.). Somewhere in the world,
SPECTRUM'isty, and that means you, the military and perish.
Imagine: July-98 (for example), all go to FunTop, and you - a
trip to Dagestan. But surely it was such that SPECTRUM'isty
fell in Chechnya (95 m) and in Dagestan (96-98 years).. The
same is incompatible! We are strangers to the blood and
violence, and us, young boys are sent to certain death! And
now, having served 2 months in the same town, he moved to
Moscow (a / h 7456), Street Podbelskogo. Transferred because
zakosit in Moscow is much easier (part is in the 2-hour drive
from home), and without the aid of Parents do almost done. At
this time, I 'm on a survey in the hospital for police
officers. This st. Most Ipatovka, 4, m.Voykovskaya. It simply
supreme class. I Koszul the consequences of traumatic brain
injury migrated as a child. Thank God, preserved Help
confirming the diagnosis. Progress is being made. ... I think a
month 'll be in the civilian world. Well, move closer to work.
The purpose of this letter - to bring the detail to those from
the time at the moment going to call - as slopes and what to do
if hit in forces performing tasks in hot spots. In general, mow
should begin long before the age of 18. Well,
if you can find diseases such as: organic lesion
CNS, flat third degree ... - With such diseases, if
competently to mow, you can easily evade military service.
Should pay attention to the health group: it varies from 1-st
4 th:
1, the group falls under the category Special mission;
2, Group 3 - Operational;
Group 4 - peace forces (communications, construction battalion).
If you obsleduetes, then immediately otkopiruyte all the
papers, where written survey results, PLEASE! Otherwise, giving
original of the draft board, you will not see it anymore, and
no one will it will not. Slopes. Now, if you have taken with
the above listed Disease: Proiaps-I level: take, but brought in
the help that fiz.nagruzka should be limited.
Proiaps-II degree - in the army do not take.
But do not rejoice just yet have to work hard! (I took with
proiapsom II degree!). This is Russia, gentlemen. Next, you
organic lesion of the CNS. It all depends on how you
are able to ship. Tell me, what always got a headache,
sometimes galyutsinatsii when psihuete, you can cut
his hands, beat my head against the wall, and that after a
strong psychosis you are driving limbs and cramps. Say what you
believe in God that call forth the spirits, etc. If you were
able to produce impression on the doctor that you are not a
"chopper", and indeed patient thinks that you have a high
chance that you commission. Further, several unusual situation:
4 Group Health and called the Interior Ministry. First of all,
are not eligible. If this happens, Know your rights are
violated, and boldly to defend them (the so- happened to me
when a recruiting office goat-captain forwarded a 4 on 3, to
another body in the Ministry of Internal Affairs shove (@#$%%%
I find it !!!)). Respectively, with 4 team in the Interior
Ministry to serve you have rights and can easily transfer to
the reserve. Now flat: if I and II degree, we will take, not
only to take III, but if you "agree" with the doctor, he will
be able to you III supply. There are, of course, many other
diseases, there must be fuss, to do all year for 2 to the army,
the sooner you take care of the future, the better it will be
easier in the future mow. Finally, such a situation: you have a
group (or 2,3) health. You are healthy, get to the BB. In the
BB has the following unit: BON (battalion operational purpose)
- it once in Chechnya, the convoy - escort prisoners - if the
kiss, too take. Firefighters - too Chechnya (after fighting
fires to put out). Of course, there are others, but most
dangerous - BON. Now that how to evade the trip in a hot spot.
From the outset, rub his platoon commander, company commander
that the man you profoundly believes that anyone and never
kill, t.k.eto mortal sin. This is just prevention. Next 1-2
groups coming tochnyakom, 3 - at the discretion of company
commander. And if there is shaped as letters N, after the
figures. Example: 4-N indicates nerve unstable. You will not be
weapons, and all the 2 years you'll be with a shovel and broom
in hands. But in our country, you know "like that". I lectured
in hands of the AK-74, despite the fact that my team 4-N. Ie
GENERAL lawlessness.
Now consider what are the battalions:
1 - BON. Ingredients: gunner, machine gunner,
pomosch.pulemetchika, sniper, rocket launcher,
pomosch.granatometchika. - This is the usual platoon.
Platoon AGS - mortar and assistant.
Platoon logistics (logistics) (the most
"Neutral" platoon). MTO Comprises the following battalions:
AVTOBAT (traveling caravan and left and right of militants near
the road with RPG (fly). Better not fall.
Battalion: the safest. Sitting in the barracks, not in combat
uchastvuesh.
MEDBAT: still safe, but it gets the one with
medical education.
Generally, most ask questions to their commanders about the
mission, telling them that mentally you are there
can not be that afraid that they would kill, etc. etc.
But at the shooting dodge fire, holding
machine in their hands, shaking and saying you're afraid
shoot. And do not try to make progress.
Especially shoot past. If we are taken away, beat
in convulsions, cry, orite do not want
die. Finally, spit in the face to some
commander - you will be put on the lip, your company will
leave, and you stay. Most importantly, do not waste your
strength of mind, keep confident, otherwise quite zagnetes. AND
Finally all. In the hot spot and take a sweep
his leg (it should be properly done to
subsequently did not stay disabled, you immediately are taken
away and more never take. Well, in principle, and all you can
about this say.
And the last option: just buy a ticket to military
recruiting office for $ 5000. Well it is if the money is, of
course! That's all I learned from our experiences. I think
enough has already written, I would like tell how to put
yourself in the army, described the army terms that they
represent, such as points, betery etc.; I think, will prepare a
separate article on this topic. All right, here can and must
end. Private PETRICK
24/02/1998, the
Editorial NICRON-m and
