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Bad advice
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(C) G. Oster
(R) MDF HACKER
To expel from the apartments of different flies and mosquitoes,
must pull off curtain and turn over their heads. Fly off the
wall paintings, and C sill - the flowers. Kuvyrknetsya TV.
Chandelier slam in parquet. And the noise of escaping,
expansion mosquitoes, a frightened Stacey flies rush to the
south.
Visit often theatrical buffet. There's cream cakes, C
bubbles of water. As firewood, the cymbals are Chocolates, AND
through a straw you can drink a milkshake. Do not ask for
tickets On the balcony and stalls. Let give you tickets to the
theater buffet. Leaving the theater, walk away with an Under
the trembling heart in belly sandwich.
Take a deep cherry juice and a white mother's cloak. Lay gently
juice a cloak - A spot. Now that there are no spots on the
mother's capes, cloaks should shove all in a thick cherry
juice. Take Cherry Mama's cloak and a mug of milk. Lay gently
milk - Will stain. Now that there are no spots on the mother's
cloak, Cloak should shove all in a pot of milk. Take a deep
cherry juice and white mother's coat ...
Hands never touch anything nowhere. Do not get involved in
anything and do not go anywhere. Get thee to the side silently,
Become modestly in a corner And quietly stand without stirring
until her old age.
He was born a girl - be patient footpegs and jerks and
substitute pigtails anyone who does not pull them off. But
sometime later will show fico them and say: "Figushki! For you
I'm not going to marry!"
Tease is better out of the window, from the eighth floor. From
the tank too well, When a strong armor. But if you want to
bring people to the bitter tears, their safety, just on the
radio tease.
If the kitchen cockroaches marching across the table and hold a
mouse sex sham fight, then you time to time to stop fighting for
The world and all your strength to throw in the struggle for
purity.
If you are waiting for punishment for bad behavior, for
example, for the fact that in the bathroom you bathed your cat,
asking permission None cat, nor my mother, I propose to you a
way to escape from punishment - a head knock to the floor, beat
himself with his hands in the chest, And howl and scream: "Oh,
why I was tormented by a cat?" I am worthy terrible punishment!
My shame only death atone! "In less than Half a minute, Like,
crying with you, you are forgiven, so that comfort, will run
for the lemonade. And then the calm cat for you tail lead to
the bath, 'cause nayabednichat cat never fails.
Girls should never anywhere to ignore. And not to pass them
Nowhere and never. They need to substitute the legs, to
frighten the corner, To see at once they are: Do you spit on
them. Girl met - Showing her quick tongue. Let them not think
it is. What are you into it love.
Do not settle for anything with anyone and never. And who is
with you agree, those sneaky call me. For all this you will
love and respect. And everywhere you will be full of friends.
No offense to the one who beats you hands, And do not be lazy
every time to thank him for that, so unstintingly, he hands you
beats, And could easily grab and stick, and brick.
Who would not jump out the window With my mother's umbrella,
the one daring jumper is not considered yet. Do not fly it like
a bird over agitated crowd, do not lie to him in the hospital
with a bandaged leg.
If you are not yet firmly in the chosen way of life and do not
know where to Labor would be a way to start, beat the light
bulbs in hallways, People will thank you, you will help people
save electricity.
When you're a mother Leads to the dentist, do not expect mercy
from her, in vain no tears lei. Shut up, both captive
guerrillas, and stisni teeth so that they are not able to
decompress the crowd dentists.
If you bathe the whole family went to the river, do not bother
my father with mom Sunbathing on the beach. Not satisfied with
a cry, Give adults rest. To no nagging, Try to drown.
There is no pleasant experience than in the nose scratch. All
terribly I wonder what there is hidden inside. And who look
disgusting He let them and not looking. We're in a nose to it
not climb, and let it does not stick.
If a bicycle Race you down the hall, And to meet you out
Bathroom Dad went for a walk. Do not turn off to the kitchen -
the kitchen solid refrigerator, brake better dad, Papa soft, he
sorry ...
If you came to the familiar, say hello to anyone. Words:
"Please" "thank you" Do not tell anyone. Turn away and questions
Not to anyone's answer. And then nobody will say about you that
you chatterbox.
Never wash your hands, neck, ears and face. This occupation is
not stupid lead to anything. Re-stained hands, neck, ears and
face, So why wasting time, wasting time to lose. Get a haircut,
too useless, no sense. By the age of itself Oblyseet
head.
If the Pope or to his mother's aunt came to an adult and has a
important and serious discussion, should be back quietly to her
creep, and then a loud scream in his ear: "Stop!
Surrender! Hands up! "And when his chair with fright aunt falls
And shed itself of the dress tea, juice or jelly, it is probably
It will be very loud mom laugh, and are proud of their child,
Dad's hand you shake. Shoulder And dad would take you somewhere
lead. There's probably a very long time the Pope will praise
you.
For example, in your pocket Was a handful of candy, and meet
you have got your true friends. Do not be afraid and do not
hide, do not rushes to escape. Do not shove all the candy
wrappers together with a mouth. Walk up to him calmly, without
saying another word, quickly pulled out of his pocket, pull it
... palm. Firmly hand them shake, say goodbye slowly, and
turning the first corner, Rush home quickly. To the house to
eat candy, Climb under the bed, because there is, of course,
you do not meet anybody.
If you stayed at home without their parents, one, I can offer
you An interesting game called "Brave cook" or "Brave
cook. "essence of the game in making all sorts of delicious
dishes. Here I propose to start such a simple recipe: You need
a daddy Pour the spirits of my mother's shoes, boots And then
they smear with cream shaving, watering them with fish oil with
black ink in half Throw in the soup that my mother cooked in
the morning. And cooking with lidded Exactly seventy minutes.
What will be will learn When adults come.
If you caught my mother for your favorite activity, for example,
painting in the hallway on the wallpaper, tell her that it is
your surprise to the eighth of March. Called the painting:
"Milla Momma portrait. "
Beat with sticks frogs. It is very interesting. Tear off your
wings flies, let run about on foot. Practice daily, and come
happy day-you in any realm chief Will take
executioner.
See what's going on in every house at night. Turning to
wall of the nose, silently adults lie. Move their lips, they
are in unrelieved darkness and with closed eyes, pulled the
heel in sleep. She would not settle at night to go to bed.
Nobody do not let you put to bed. Do you want to Years
Carry your baby under a blanket on the pillow, no pants?
Starting a fight with the Pope it sets out with his mother
fight Try to surrender mom. Dad takes no prisoners. By the way,
ask mom, do not forget there she-prisoners strap on the pope
Denies Red Cross.
If you are admitted to the hospital and do not want there to
wallow Wait until a you in the ward most important doctor
comes. Bite it, and immediately It will end your treatment, the
same evening from the hospital, take you home.
If your friend is a birthday I invited you to yourself, you
leave Gift homes come in handy the most. Try to sit next to the
cake. In the conversations do not make marriages: You Twice
during the conversation you eat less chocolates. Choose the
pieces smaller, faster to swallow. Not Grab a salad with your
hands, spoon more zacherpnesh. If you suddenly give nuts, Rash
them carefully in his pocket, but do not hide there
vareneTrudno will remove.
If a mother in the store you bought just a ball and does not
want Otherwise, all he sees, buy, Stand erect, heels
together, hand in hand arrange, open your mouth wide and
yell the letter "A"! And when, dropping the bag, with a yell:
"Citizens! Panic! "- Buyers rush to the sellers in the lead, to
you Podpolzet store manager and tell her mother: "Take all
free, let it just be quiet. "
If your best friend slipped and fell on the Show
friend's finger and grabs his stomach. Let him see, lying in a
puddle You did not upset. A true friend does not like to offend
their friends.
If you walked in his hat, And then she was gone, Do not worry,
Mom Houses can be something to lie. But try to lie nicely
So, looking admiringly, with bated breath, listening to Mama
Long lies. But if you've lied about a lost hat With her in
battle unequal away from you spy, Try to mom did not go
In resent foreign intelligence, there it is not understood.
