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Dad reads the boy-brake anecdote from a newspaper: One man
to sound is determined brand of car. Put him in traffic
policemen under the bridge, going Mears - Mears determines,
rides Morris-Marina - determines the Morris-Marina. Let
Zaporizhets, man says - And a cat with a can tied to the tail.
Boy - Brake: what is a Zaporozhets?
Moshe tells friends the night of event:-Rode,
all were searched, all smashed and taken! Do you think it all
about? No! Fuck me, wife, father and a cat! Do you think it is
all? No! They said that more will come tomorrow. Do you think
Now that all? NO! When leaving, one kicked me and
said: "The bandits!" No, you think, I'm a thugs!
My wife and I both laughed and laughed so hard ...
Hare in the Ukrainian village. Winter. Night. The door knocks
crest and Creech Vitchini, well vitchini! Yes, you're
cheating! Neto y I ham! Morning came, and the crest
immediately froze at the door. -Here is a pancake, and would
like sausage ...
Walking down the street a man, somewhat under the gas. Night
all around. Suddenly, toward something big and blue. - Who are
you? : * O - I? Blue y% # 'slit! Goes further. Suddenly,
toward something great and green. - Who are you? : * OO - I?
Green y% # 'slit! Goes further. Suddenly, toward something big
and gray. - Ah! I know: you Gray y% # 'slit! : *) - Citizen!
Come!
We are going to jerk from Anapa to Novorossiysk, came
to the bus station, boarded the bus, waiting. Comes
the girl and asked the driver, a Georgian, Terry:
-Tell, and the bus in Novorossiysk? - Kaneshno! - A
why it says "Anapa" - A Personal information revealed here bi
beat zhyopa written, ti bi too paverila?
Odessa since the NEP-a. Obsharpany five-story brothel, from
windows look out b @ # $ and, on the porch sitting mistress
brothel madam Zyher.Pered thick facade, with his golovy,
stands a small boy, watching on the roof
sovokyplyayutsya cat and the cat. Animals so yvlecheny that
fall down from the roof to the ground, and the boy screaming
in delight: - Zyher Madame, Madame Zyher, y your signboard
ypala!
The husband comes home late at night. His wife, sensing the
smell alcohol, asks: - Again, a banquet? - Yes, dear.
Seeing her husband on the cheek of traces of lipstick: - Once
again, colleagues kissing? - Yes, dear. When her husband
undressed, wife astonishment asked: - But why you ladies
panties? Pause. - Honey, you're so smart, I, well, think up
something.
One man was on the island of the Amazons ... Women with
happy to use it. When his strength exhausted,
he decided to kill him. - Your last wish, the man
Say! - Let will deliver me to death most of the ugly
you. And the man was alive!
Exam. Goes to zero drunken student. - Prfsr! You
uk ... will take the exam in, uk ... drunken Students? Well,
Professor thinks - okay. - Approx. - IR! RRRebyata ...
skidding.
