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Decided as a second Christ down to earth. Collected
He, therefore, his 12 apostles on the council - when and where
more people to attend. They consulted among themselves and
decided: the second coming in August to arrange, in Odessa,
Arcadia beach. People will be much, everyone will see, so far,
there also the Day of Judgement will be arranged. Said than
done. Odessa, Arcadia Beach, August, 11 am. They go on
sea. Suddenly St. Peter feels that begins to sink. He
Christ cries, that, say, drowning, save it should be. Christ to
it turns around and says: "Believe me, I say to you
- Go, go hence. "Peter quickly the Lord's Prayer read
crossed - still sinking. Again he shouted, already
louder than that sinks that need to rescue him. Christ it
again: - Well I told you to believe in me, I'm going, not
drowning - and you go. Peter again, "Our Father" read again
crossed a couple of times - is still sinking. He yelled at all
loudly: "Well I believe in you already, but still drowning,
Escape. "And Jesus answered him: - believed also - well, well
if you can not walk on water, stop yelling and go all the
by a breakwater.
Caught the Uzbek Khokhlushka, flunked her, and she yells: -
Water Water! He does not understand: - Why the water, where
I'll take water? - Return the water here!
Armenian Radio was asked "what is semiconductor?"
Armenian radio thinking, thinking, referred the matter of the
Uzbek radio. That long delay response: - Semiconductor is one
conductor for two cars.
- Voloden'ka it's there for lesnitse so thunders? Someone
Safe to yourself is? - No, it's Iron Felix on the rails
rides.
- That's like feeding a cat with mustard? American
cat opens mouth and puts her back mustard. Her cat
swallows. Russian says: "This is tyranny!". Englishman
plasters mustard between two slices of sausage, and gives it
cat, she eats. Russian says: "It's a lie!". All
I wonder what will make the Russian. He takes the cat and
rubs her butt with mustard. Cat yells, but the mustard
Licking. - Please note that the cat eats mustard voluntarily
and song.
Rides Stirlitz on the road, watching - Borman signals. "And
tries # $ I need it? "- thought subj and drove on. After 5
minutes again see Bormann and again stopped. After another 5
minutes saw Bormann. "Ring Road", thought and subj
went on.
Maalenky provincial town, around the mud in which
all sinks. Lop-sided post with a yellow light bulb, the curve
bridge over a creek. Embracing a post, a man stands and leads
neighborhood cloudy eyes. Mostok goes on cow
appropriate color scheme, looks at the man and says,
Muuuuu. A man looks at a cow, sighs and says: "Here
and people. Lives, lives, and then dies. "
