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The son asks his father: - Dad, why are all my friends already
fifth grade, and I'm still in first so the first? - Do not
Listen you're it! Drink!
Grandma comes to the clinic, to meet her man in a white
robe. - Honey, you do not know glaznyuk work? - No, already
five hours. - A ushnyuk work? - No, already had gone home. - A
Who are you? - I'm a gynecologist, but according to you,
Grandma, pizdyuk!
There are two Georgian. - Hello! Let's drink! - What are we
going drink? - And what do we have? - Why, "Rkatsiteli.
- Rkatsiteli "? Hooray! Drink three days, it is worth a
mountain of bottles. Prochuhivayutsya. - What's budei drink? -
Yes, there, "Tsinandali. - Tsinandali "? Hooray! Again, drink
for three days. Prochuhivayutsya. - In what today we drink? -
Yes, there is nothing more. - And over in the corner are the
full bottles. - Yes it is, we Nassau. - Mynassali "? Hurrah!
A little girl left alone at home and strictly
cautioned not to unscrew the nut on the floor. It does not
obeyed and unscrew. Hear - for ladder steps ...
such severe, terrible ... knock at the door ... loud so ...
She opens the door - on the verge of a terrible kind of person
with such a terrible, terrible person: - You unscrew the nut? -
D-d-da ... - Well, you fool! And I have a chandelier fell!
Winter, night, cold troleybys, heat ykytannaya devchyshka
years 3-4, and her mother, for 18-20 years older. Devchyshke
not ydobno not yyutno. - Mom, when summer nastypit, we again
Some dresses run bydem? - Hy until the summer yet dozhti
must ... Several podymav devchyshka says: - Maybe
still live to see ...
There are two Georgians: - Can you imagine, Gogi, I'm a girl
saved from being raped! - It can not be Givi! How did
you do that? - Well, in general, I persuaded her:)
... Two are standing in line for pivom.Odin says: - That
Paris life, he came here at the station, greeted with a huge
a bouquet of flowers, put in a luxury car, driven in
chic otel.Prinimaesh bath, and lead to restoran.Esh
drink-all besplatno.Vozvraschaeshsya Room, bed already
gotova.Udovolstvie get - top class! And another five hundred
Franks give. - Have you been there? - Do not be. - And how do
you know? - My wife was.
U.S. paratrooper officer trains new recruits: - Remember, the
Russian also has an air desant.Odin their paratrooper
cope with three such as vy.Uchtite they have and Marine
desant.Odin cope with five like vy.I hack to death his
on the nose: the Russian is a construction battalion, so there
is generally animals, they do not give even a weapon.
The guy had fun at the glory, came home one day and he
exam. Naturally neither learn, nor even read it
did not have time, so much so that his head gudezh. Then he
inner voice insistently advises: "Learn the fifth ticket
Learn the fifth ticket. "We, the guy happy, learns the fifth
ticket and went to bed. and the next day comes to
exam, takes a ticket, look, and a ticket trinadtsatyy.Vnutrenny
voice: "Hmm ... strange ..."
