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We had a teacher of astronomy: the question:
"Why Ozone hole is formed over the south pole"
She replies, pointing to the map: the South Pole at the
bottom
located, and the bottom is always the dirtiest accumulates,
here it is, and destroy "
Our time. Man comes into the store, looks around for
parties and, writing in notebook something, saying:
- Yes! Sausages not, no canned food, no milk, cheese
no ... To him comes an old man and said: - Ah,
if now was the 37th year, I would slug you do not
sorry! - So, too, and bullets do not ...
The boy on the beach: - Mama, why this Uncle
big bag, and in addition - a little? - This is my uncle
rich, and one - the poor. After some time: - Mom,
Mom, look: my uncle was looking at you and gets rich, gets
richer ...
Lessons in medical school. Teacher asks: -
Tell me which of the organs may increase in
ten times? In the audience - hee-hee-hee, ha-ha-ha.
Teacher: - The answer is: the pupil of the eye can
increase in size by ten times. And that your
"Hee-hee-hee" yes "ha-ha-ha" - only two and a half times.
Is a student in a pond, and heard: "Help! On
assistance. "Views - himichka drowning. Well, the student is
doing nefig
was, he saved her ... Catching his breath, and she tells him
(with
emphasis): - For having saved menya, every your wish
executed. Hochesh 5 per semestr? -No - A year? -No - y
then for the entire course? - No - A chego PVCs you hochesh?
- So just do not tell students what it is I saved you ...
In the zone a convict asks another - you political?
- Yes - And what has worked? - Plumbing -?? And how did
what are you political?? - Yes, I was called as - then
City Council. Sink them in the toilet broke. Well, I
looked at me and said that it was time to change the whole
system ...
Vovochka comes to my mother and asked: - And as I come from?
- We love you and dad found in the cabbage - the one
responsible. - And how
brother come from? - We found it in the carrots. - And how
sister? - We found it in the potatoes. - So you dad
dragged across the kitchen garden?
In my personal appearance before the colonel Pokidin
systems to explain why according to the ordinance put in the
report
boss to stop in 3 steps: - If you approach
closer, and the chief of the report did not like it, it can
jump and drop in the ear!
Chukchi sent to hunt, and said that only lions
killed. After hunting ask, they say, Coco killed? And he
named
- Five NOUSEROV. A cho em like that. He - well, I'm walking,
I look
animal runs, I told him: you are a lion? he told me: Know
Ser. Well, I
Tavo and so it 5 times.
