(R) DEL
Our physics teacher in 7 th grade: - We live on
one side of the earth and see one side of the moon, and
Americans live on the other side of the earth and see a
different
side of the moon.
Approaching an intersection on his Peugeot, Bridget
misses the green light, then red again
green and red again. Approach it and the police
gallantly inquired: - "Mademoiselle prefers
some other color?
Teresa crashes into a stopped car in front of her.
Jumping out of his Jaguar, she angrily shouted: - Yes
it's all happening? Be careful! C
the morning is already the fifth car in which I crashed ...
On the road racing brand new car. One hand on Dominica
handlebars, the other gently hugs the shoulders of a pretty
passenger.
Traffic policeman stops the car and make comments. -
Why are you not using two hands, like all
others? - You are right, the inspector, so, of course, is
better
but how am I going to drive?
A couple in a cafe at a table. Around a table waiter.
A couple on it - zero attention. He: you're so appetizing,
I'd just take you and eat ... She: I love you. Waiter: A
drink what you want?
Over the ocean in distress aircraft. The pilot is
styuardesu explains her situation and asks her to finally
pacify them. Styuardesa enters the salon and
announces:-Lord passengers, do not worry. Our plane
pilot. Now he dives into the ocean, will fly under the
water, and then emerges and flies farther. Two odessite
swim in the ocean on their suitcases. One says to another:
-Jora, I do not understand this boast - all went flying, and
we
remained.
Are two crocodiles on the banks of the Nile. One says: -
"Well, ...
and in the Volga River some water cleaner. The second
replies: - Yes,
Comrade Major. Cleaner water, cleaner.
Mueller asked Shtirlitsa - is it true that the radio
operator Kat
let him testify? - "Display, but gave no" - dry
Stirlitz said.
Jose Ignacio is on the road. Dark Night. Suddenly falls, and
cries - Ah-ah-ah-ah ... Maria runs - what's wrong Jose
Ignacio and why are you yelling? - If not for my big mouth
I would have broke my nose!
Myzhik c woman drove to the lake, otdohnyt, razvlechcya. Case
to vechery. Lozhatcya. Vdryg thunder, ringing sound can
revyschego
motorcycle; someone comes to the tent, hryac her with a
knife,
looks and cprashivaet: - Clysh, myzhik, y you gum
No? Zonked myzhik: - HNet!? - Hy I'm sorry. Cnova sound can
Motorcycle and vce ctihlo. Ctrashno pygayac myzhik finally
sewed palatky and finally arrived cobralcya properly
otdohnyt as cnova thunder, ringing, pick the motorcycle
approaches
chyvak c else be the default The Parties to the tent and
hryac her with a knife, is
and says:-Keep ...
