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At the festival in Cannes Schwarzenegger after the show
its next fighter was asked: - And where you
learned to use so many weapons? - In
Kiev.
By Sherlock Holmes to the visitor came in a shabby suit,
rumpled hat and a shirt with frayed cuffs and
began to ask for help, but Holmes was denied. When
visitor had gone, Watson attacked the detective: - You
never refused to help the poor! - Yes, but it was not
poor! He has a purse there were 123 pounds and 15 pence.
- How do you know? - And let's recalculate
together ...
We had such a major named Shpak. So it in the classroom
said: - When I'm not saying anything, you do not
record, but just listen. He is to travel to the
charges saying: "Here in the camp will go - there is some
shooting!" A
on the radar, he said that they did not fall silent work.
N / n for Wisniewski said this: "When moving parade
step is necessary to keep his head straight ahead, swing
arms from
Buckle up to failure. "BZ - a light-yellow crystals
white. (This series of color was white
Alexander Makedoskogo horse?)
I wrote at the Institute for the GO control: how to deal with
forest fires. Well, I write that in the forest clearings are
made,
and throw out the roots of trees to fire. After 2
weeks. return to me a leaf, there is 4, and the error:
back to the fire thickly smeared with red, and near
written: the crowns of fire!
From the charter air defense forces. Positioning radar
subdivision in the desert. In the desert, the position should
chosen near sources of water and fuel.
From the Charter of the garrison and guard duty. About
responsibilities of the conductor of dogs: the conductor is
obliged to
know each subordinate dog person.
There once was a man, and he had 3 sons: cop, an officer and
a punk.
And he had a ogrod, which grew cabbage. And every
Night came down to him hare toptun and trampled all
cabbage. Peasant is fed up, he called to his older
son moment and said: - Here, sonny, I'll leave you all
inheritance, but under one condition - you must keep our
garden from the hare-toptuna. - No problem, Dad, - answers
son. Well, he brought a platoon of riot police surrounded
them garden, all
Night at the post stood, watching the morning - the whole
garden
trampled. The father was upset and calls to his middle
son-commissioned officer and tells him: - Here, son, no
senior
justified my expectations, did not save the garden. Can you
right - get the inheritance. - No problem, my father, -
meets his son. Drove the son of a column of armored
vehicles, surrounded the entire
garden, night duty - in the morning watching - came hare
and all trampled. Father very upset and wants to yourself
youngest son of punk and says: - Here's my son, those two
are not
fell short of my expectations. Although you sloven, and in
general, but
I'll give you all the inheritance if shalt garden of
hare toptuna. Son-punk brought to the garden all parties, all
night they were sitting on guitars rattled, whistled noisily
morning looks - come hare toptun and again the whole cabbage
trampled. Here's a he, the hare-toptun!
