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Myzhik comes to the bookstore: - Do you have a book
"Twenty years spyskal? - # 8-O And we have such a book does
not
know ... - Hy there yet Atsos, podsos, Ananist and Armenians
Dartanyan ...
Vosle public toilet is black and is recovering.
Suitable element and said: - Are not you ashamed, you can
not in
toilet do? Ebony is very confused: - No,
not! There are white wine drinkers, Mr.!
In the insole drunken man clinging to a pillar with a pointer
'Toilet'. Recovered under the pillar, and walks around the
pillar,
holding on to his hands: - Here, you bastards! When the wall
up something
managed?
Drunk falls from third floor. Fit it: - What
happened? - I do not know, I've only just got here ...
Punk Goes on Red Square, behind him on a rope
Brick pulls very well concentrated. Suits
interested in it: - You cho UTB bricks for a
dragging? - A cho me in front of his push?
Decided two crocodiles to get to the monkey. - Should it
therefore, ask whether she is married. If you answered "no",
then
say, "Who are you, a monkey for?" if "yes" then
"Who's to you, a monkey, married?". Approached,
they asked. The monkey answered: "go out there get married,
when
around some crocodiles ...".
The restaurant is a visitor accesses the waiter: - Tell me
why a portion of which I received today, twice
less than yesterday, and the price the same? - And you
yesterday, did not have
windows sat? - By the window. - All right. Sitting at the
window we
specifically give a large portion for advertising purposes.
Ride in the coupe is Russian, the English and French. Morning
discover: the Englishwoman lost shoes. She asks in
French, knowing a little Russian, ask a third
companion, would not take it? That outraged "they need me!".
Frenchwoman translates: "She said that they needed it."
"Then let him pay" requires an Englishwoman. "Hello,
I'm Your Aunt! "Russian responds." She said, "
takes a Frenchwoman, "that she was your cousin." "Let
pays "insists the English." Horseradish it with me that
The Frenchwoman will ...". translates "She said that
pay your vegetables. "
Goes to board the plane. To passengers and crew is
headed by an old man with a cane and a very
strong points. A passenger asked the flight attendant: - A
what is this old man in the crew? - Yes this is our first! -
How to
M :-(. He approached the old man and asks him: - tell me
and you are really the first pilot? - Eh? Speak louder
I can not hear! - Tell me, you are really the first
pilot? - Yes. - But, did you fly? - Nothing
complex. Sit in an airplane. Gas to the end, the wheel
itself and
soared. - Okay. And then? - Continue on autopilot.
- Well, and planting? - Too big deal. Remove the gas,
steering wheel away from you, and when the second says "This
old
Pepper someday we definitely razobet "wheel for themselves
and
sit smoothly.
In the trolley passes the woman a ticket to that kid
validated, looks, and he is already full of holes - yes, he
vet
also been validated! - Nothing! There's still a place there!
Siberia. Taiga. Workers are cutting wood. From the trees out
Some guy and asks him a chainsaw. Hardworking
yield, and the man all day long without stopping,
knocks and knocks wood. In the evening, loggers go into the
shed,
go to bed, the man does not let the saw out of the hands ...
Next morning
hardworking see: around - the steppe. From far away, where
else
can see the forest, Donostia noise running chainsaw.
Loggers are running towards him. - Hey, where are you used
to inject?
- In the Sahara. - So there is nothing. - Right. And here
nothing will happen.
The store owner looks like a young salesman
serves customers: - Once you take the hook, why
do not you take a fishing line? - Well, let a couple of
coils. - But
such a good fishing line needed a new spinning! - Perhaps you
right. - And how to account nets? Without it you can not
do. - Well, let's Sachyok. - And as you enter the
water without wading boots? - Okay, I take the boots! When
purchaser, having paid leave, the owner turns to
Seller: - How did you manage to persuade a buyer
come for the hook ... Yes, he's not behind the hooks
come. He thought that we had a pharmacy, and came over
tampons, his wife's monthly ... But I explained the he that
few days at home doing nothing, and advised me to go on
fishing.
