Three prostitutes are sitting at the bar, and one complains
about the others:
-Today is a bad day ... I earned only $ 100 has
mouth 4 times for $ 50, and half took a pimp ... Other
answers her:-That's nothing - I now earn $ 50
- Only 2 blowjob for $ 50, and also half a pimp ...
Sitting next to an old prostitute says: "You do not know
what a bad life ... During the Great Depression to me
sometimes had 10 times a day to do blowjob
is free, only to have to eat something
hot ...
After a night with the guy, the girl asked him: - Dear,
you have a certificate of AIDS is? - Yes. - Well, it can
break.
Chukchi call in help Aeroflot: - Devyushka as
fly a plane from Moscow to Murmansk? - ... one
wait a minute ... - Thanks, devyushka.
Mighty man mows the field. Suddenly sees - rushing the field
two innovators. - Hey, man, here we have
efficiency suggestion: that's what you kosish skew one way
the grass
falls, and back to your net.Davay we spit another
will bind only in the opposite direction, production will
rise
and all that. Well, tied, mowing down a man on. Mowed,
mowed - it was dark, nothing is visible. Sat down to rest.
Again
innovators bear. - Come on we want you to spit lantern
will bind - will be in the dark to mow. Tied a lantern.
Mowed the man, squinting - for the night all the field
mowed. In the morning
decided to go into the city - to buy plaster for blisters.
Leaves the pharmacy - glya, innovators meet. Here
he hands in his legs and run. Innovators do not lag behind.
He has
faster. Hears yelling: - Stop, man, stop. We'll
Award to wish for the introduction of rationalization
proposals! - U-FF, and
I thought you would like me to link back rake, so that
rake up behind him.
Teacher - Children in some games you can play well
together? Masha - In the city! Misha - The Checkers!
Vovochka - In
domino! Teacher - What? Vovochka - I went yesterday I
hours in two nights to the bedroom ... And mom and dad said:
"I
finished ...", and my mother answered him: "Well, kid!"
Drunk driver after the flight is included in an apartment,
picks up
shoe brush, looks into it: - Well, no shit myself
overgrown .......
In the near future. Caught animals in the forest hedgehog
long
decided well, what kind of animal such. Well, nothing in the
head
does not come. Board decided to go and ask. Listen,
Sowa, Che is a beast so, tell, eh? " Owl hiding
jamb behind her back took the hedgehog, landed on the wing
by pulling it
before him, exhaling clubs dope, so weary
voice .... -So what are you ... Reindeer ...
Vova suitable to the Pope: - Dad, Grandma and what it zigzags
runs? - To my grandmother, and to whom, and mother-in-law!
MORE CHUCK!
Choose the synagogue rabbi. Abram stands: "Let's
elect Haim, he is a great man, neat in
work, good family man, etc. etc. etc. ... "A voice from the
back row: Chaim certainly a good man, but he
daughter b #% $! This may also compromise it! "Abram:
"Excuse me, but Haim never had daughters! He
all sons! "Voice:" My job is to say, and you are on
sort it out. "
Zeki play what? Where? When?. Moderator: Camera number
three answer? Replied! -Prootvechalis. Your point
given to the audience.
Invented bespectacled alcohol 300 ° and even decided it is
popularly
experience. Ride - watch the hay man stirs ... - Man,
he likes to drink? - Well! Gave him a stack - and themselves
in
shelter ... ... out - a man stands naked and finger
asshole stuffed ... 8-O???? - Man, what are you doing? -
$%#$^$%^'!!!!! Well #$%$%^#%$ you gorilka: ^ O. I
bzdo like to understand: once perdnul - clothes burned, so
finger in the ass and shoved to the hay did not do ...
