(C) Delealan
Bachelor asks a family friend, as he now
new capacity. - Great! - Meets the one - you come
home, everywhere is clean, tidy, dinner on the table, the
stove
wife, beautiful, attentive, good and twitters, chirps,
chirps, idiot!
The correspondent of the local newspaper decided to reveal
the level of
training of students. He asked the students to different
courses
one question: "How much is 2x2?" The results of his survey
were as follows: freshman confidently replied:
"Four"; sophomore pulled out a cheat sheet to the table
multiplication, a third-and quickly took out a calculator
counted; chetverokursnik ran in the display class
to make a program, and with indignation pyatikursnik
said: "What I remember the constants required?"
Student makes graduation drawing - a huge, complex, three
days continuously tinkering with it. Suddenly a fairy
appears at night:
- What are you doing? - Why, with a drawing trhayus! - And on
really want to have sex?! - Of course I want! - Well
fuck, fuck! - Says the fairy, and throws in
drawing a vial of mascara.
Student danced with a girl and suddenly fell. - Water!
Water! -
cried the girl. Ran with water and brought the glass to
lips of the victim. The student opened his eyes slowly and
quietly
whispered: - And the bread.
Ambassadorial toilet. Two diplomats - our English and
celebrate small need, and then sent to anlichanin
shell, and our the door. A. - And do you have in your dip.
school did not teach after using the toilet to wash your
hands? H. - And in our
Our deep. school taught not to pee on your hands!
There are two Georgian. - Givi, here desyat rubles
- Hang curtains on his window - I can not look like your
your wife every night doing blow job! - Gogi, here
twenty rubles - buy the binoculars and see who it is
wife ...
By odeccity suitable visitor: - Sorry, you do not know
where Deribacovckaya? - I? I do not know where
Deribacovckaya? Yes
Come on you's. $%! Did you see - I do not know where
Deribacovckaya!
