Delealan
Trying to cope with the vending of cigarettes in
the hotel lobby, a young man accidentally hit an elbow in
chest passing by a pretty girl. - I bear
the most profound apologies - he says it - but if
Your heart is as soft as your breast, you me
probably, I'm sorry. - I forgive you, - she responds with
smile - and if everything else you have as hard
as your elbow, I live in room 613.
A young man sitting at a splendid dinner at an expensive
restaurant, persuades the girl to be his girlfriend: - I
buy for your home in the city, you will have your own
account in
bank and credit of the best shops. I will be visiting
you a couple of times a week, and together we will pursue
weekends. And if it turns out that we made a mistake, we
always be able to leave. - It looks very
seductive - think, "she said - but as we
call our mistake and that I c her then I'll do?
A woman complains to the doctor quite inhuman
behavior of the husband's sex life: - We have recently
involved with it love, and at this moment the bell rang
at the door! - And what did he throw you in a moment and went
open? - Even worse, doctor ... He dragged me along!
- So, furniture and household goods, we divide equally
without any scandals. Do you agree? - Sure. - And let's
agree that we retain the normal human
relations. If the meet, calmly say hello ...
- Required. - And at the time of the divorce, we will conduct
behave correctly, with no attacks and recriminations. Do you
agree?
- I agree. - Well, fine. It remains to decide on what
day we will assign a wedding ...
Michael explains to the judge: - I have to ask a divorce.
Before, when I went to work, dog greeted me
barking, and his wife brought flip-flops. Now the opposite
is true.
