(C) Delealan
Family lives drug. My son comes home and calls at the door
Mamma from behind the door: - Who's there? - Mom, it's me! -
No, son,
Mom - that's me.
Piglet is on lesy. Looks - Winnie Pyh sitting on a stump,
cake eating. Piglet comes and says: - Winnie, let me
kysochek cake! - Fuck off, pig. And anyway, it's not cake,
and Sdobnaya bylochka. - Winnie, ny let me kysochek bylochki!
Winnie Pyh eagerly yminaya cake: - Do not interfere, and in
general it is not
bylochka, and a crust of bread. - Winnie, ny let me kysochek
crust of bread! Winnie, picking up crumbs from the stump: -
How do you
I got bored, Piglet, however. You do not even know what
want.
About B b I'm In A E H & E
Found a black leather purse
with a large sum of money.
Thank you!
A man with a hangover went for a beer. Suited to the stall,
and there
plaque hangs and states that no beer. A man angry,
angry, loud voice: - BEER Nooo, beer NEEEET!
could not, whether that quietly write: no beer. (End
read quietly and calmly):)))
Climb a high mountain climbers. Climb, then
climb. And the higher the climb, the more crap
smells. Climbed to the summit - a terrible stench. Looked
around, and
there is an ancient old man sits, brooding. They told him: -
Grandfather
Why such a stink? - Listen to this: Once upon a time the
rules here
powerful and wise king. He had a beautiful daughter,
beautiful as an angel, gentle as a rose petal, a modest
and proud. It so happened that she fell in love with a guy
from a simple
family, poor but noble and brave. However, the king -
the girl's father was against her love. But in love, against
Will the king decided to get married and for that escaped
from the king
Palace ... Nasushili they bag biscuits and set off.
The king was angry and sent for the lovers chase ... Long
ran love the chase and came to this mountain ... and
They climbed on this hill, fleeing from his pursuers ... AND
They climbed higher and higher ... And at the very top they
understood,
do not hide it ... And then they rushed down to the great
hill and crashed against the rocks, but stayed together
forever ... -
Grandpa, this is understandable, but why it stinks? A @ # $
knows?
shit someone ...
1941 Moscow. Rabinovich called the People's Commissariat of
Defense. -
Comrade Rabinovich! Help the country! Should be extended for
Frontline 20,000 leaflets. Be careful and vigilant!
A week later comes Rabinovich: - All extended ... -
Are all spread? - Yes. I request a receipt. Here
money.
