(C) DELEALAN
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Issued a lion, the king of beasts, the law means: - Every day,
all animals should bring me the meat. Who will not do - get
#% It on the head! The first day. Hare brings a bag. Leo says: -
How many pounds? - Five. Leo opens the bag, look - there
cabbage. - Oh, you slash a liar! Clap him five times on the
forehead. Hare - frppp, flew into the bushes. After a minute of
the bushes came the bloodcurdling laughter. Leo looks into the
bush: - Hey slash you Why, you little, or what? - No, nothing,
just won the hedgehog is 10 kilograms of apples, and the law
you know!
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The desert heat, sand ... They run two strausihi, followed by
two ostrich. Ostriches are catching up. Strausihi stop and
bury my head in the sand. Ostriches are stopped, puzzled
look around, and one says to another: - Where did those two
heifers, just like there were!
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Met a louse, a flea: - Where are you? - I'm going to spend the
night in babyu pi ... dy. - Well, I climbed to a woman in the
ass. And dispersed. On the other Day met again. - Well, what
did you sleep? - Asks louse. - I do not say! Such a fear of
gaining; came to me a bald-headed and began to chase after me,
so I jumped, jumped, and there-and here something, but he kept
after me, but then how would spit on me and gone! - Well, the
gossip, and knocked me two, but I lurking, they knocked on his
knock, but with the on and off gone.
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The lady at the store wants to buy a parrot. - Well, you fool,
you know how you talk about? - She asked one of them. - Of
course, old scarecrow, and you now know how to fly?
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The dragon caught in the woods of Wolf, said to him: - Watch,
record: "Wolf, gray, one piece." Today, come to me at lunch, I
'll eat you. Got it? - Got it. - Any Questions? - No. Went Wolf
downcast. Goes beyond the dragon in the woods. Fox caught. -
Look Redhead, writes: "The fox, red, tailed, one piece." Today
come to me at dinner I'll eat you. Understand? - Got it. -
Questions there? - No. Went to Fox, zakruchinilas. A dragon on
his path. Caught a hare, says: - Look, oblique, writes: "The
hare, gray, ears are long, one piece. "Tomorrow come to me at
breakfast, I 'll eat you. Got it? - Got it. - Questions? - Yes.
- Ask! - And you can not come? - Can. You are a black-ki-wa-yu!
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They sit three flies: thick, medium and thin. The first said: -
I I live in the restaurant. Fall into any dish, it immediately
set aside, I still and eat. The second says: - I live in a
working dining room. Fall into a bowl, spoon me vycherpnut, all
that spoon I eat, rest - work. - I live in a student
dining room, - said the third fly - I fall into the plate, but
students still all eat, but still I obsosut.
