(C) DELEALAN
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There are two hedgehog. One foot was bandaged. - What
you? - Nothing. Just wanted to scratch.
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Giraffe says Behemoth: - Well you have and figure! Well you and
mug! A fall? You must have a bottle of vodka to pour in there,
the whole smear and did not feel, whether I work - a tall,
slender. I drink a glass of brandy, and I have it on the neck so
and rolling and rolling. Behemoth looked and looked at the
giraffe thought and thought and said: - And if you puke?
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Winnie the Pooh caught a goldfish. Goldfish asks him: -
Forgive me, Vinnie, I will do any three wishes, you should
Just think. Winnie the fish released. Goes and thinks: "If only
I could honey to eat, or what. "And, he immediately found
himself in the hollow. bee it sting, bite, do not give honey to
eat. He thought: "What would you do are dead! "Then all the
bees died. Sits Winnie happy and eats honey. Going by Piglet. I
saw Vinny in the hollow, and shouted: - Winnie, Vinny! I also
want honey! Uh oh, where am I going? "
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Monkey, elephant and parrot drugged - just sit and
trudge ... And then BoA creep up and let's moan: - And me? A
me! The parrot could not stand it and said: - Come on, Monkey
injection you're it ... A Monkey asks: - Where chop something
from him and hand-it is not! Elephant assents: - and legs, I'm
sorry, too ... BoA all such impatiently: - What hands! What
legs! I Broken Vienna!
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Is on the sewer behemoth. Caught a frog and
asks her: - Frog, how far it is Africa? - Heil
Hitler! I'm also crazy.
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Goes through the forest elephant and crying. Hare asked him: -
Why are you so suffering? - Conscience is devoured. I
accidentally killed the monkey! - Ouch! As as it came out
something? - Yes, it is bound to me: "Love me, elephant!
Falling in love, elephant, though 5 minutes! "Well, I began to
love her. While loved, she laughed, and how to end it ...
snapped!
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Two flies are flying around the elephant. One says to another:
- We have it just knock him down, and there we have it kicked,
kicks!
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Hedgehog in the mirror: "I do not puknu, I do not puknu! Pow
... "It's not me! It was not me! "
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Once there was a dog, Mom-and-a-Lenka a sand vein. She has not
it was the right hind leg (the victims of Chernobyl). And when
she wanted write (cast in terms of) ... she kept falling down.
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Cat tells her friends: - Imagine walking along yesterday
next door, suddenly I caught the local cats and raped.
Today I go again on the court - I was again caught and
raped. Tomorrow I will go again ...
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There were two of the fungus: white and mushroom. Look -
mushroom goes. - Now starts the massacre - said White. - Do not
know about massacre, and the boots on hlebalniku I just get a -
sigh agaric.
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Bear, wolf and the chicken went to record in the army. Bear and
wolf in the military have successfully passed a medical
examination and are awaiting the chicken. It turns out chicken
dissatisfied. - Gonorrhea, gonorrhea. What are the three pen
when I'm covered in feathers!
