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DEMBILSKAYA ROCKET backbencher KOCHKURKINA
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(C) MDF HACKER
Chapters from the book 1 / 3 pieces
Part One
In Quarters
At the start of burning out the remnants of the rocket. With
difficulty standing on his wounded leg, I pulled up to the
commander of the trench, and without power fell to the bottom.
Drawn burnt meat and heptyl, deadly radiation scorching in the
torment brain ... For 3-rd month lying on the hospital bed,
came to the division commander, said the award will be
presented. Do not know survive there, my dear Marina, so just
in case went dollars 50 for the funeral.
I folded the paper, signed in the upper right corner of the "12
/ Marina, thrust it in a folder. Then he started something new:
"Hello, dear stranger, you wrote a heroic defender of Baikonur.
You do not know me, so me here so lonely without you ... "
At this time went my mate, and I began to prepare to pass the
guard. Brig, as usual, was tightly filled. Kochkurkin,
"Stalker", my old friend again distinguished: up all night
writing on building missiles with the Soviet-French crew of
"DMB-83", but last letter was discovered by two-meter guard and
the valiant received 15 days in jail 2 times.
Ha Tinh, electrician. Smashed broke into the company of young
in 2 hours night and made a show of songs and action. The first
platoon sang "All of the above and higher and higher, and
that's really seen my knees ...". The second - "The first thing
we spoil aircraft, well, girls ...". The third platoon went
pomdezh. 3 days' lips. "
Lyamkin, a chauffeur. Kazakhs succeeds a car plywood boxes on
the box vodka. When Kazakhs melted my stove this plywood from
explosion demolished their tent and three more around.
Conclusion: Look at the label the boxes and do not sell
gunpowder. (Gunpowder is something more you can sell!)
After a divorce, I moved the guard to the barracks. Part, as
usual, preparing for another test. Everything was parallel and
perpendicular, is cut, painted and planted sand. The grass was
painted Zelenko, barbed wire - ultramarine, entrance iron gates
- varnish. Tied to the oaks leaves, wash with soap asphalt. In
the barracks, as usual, was a complete mess. Out of the dryer
could hear muffled moans and Wuhan. In Lenin's room in
Newspapers cut a deck of cards.
In the cabins, the sounds, shot a homemade pistol. Not
lacked only the music, girls and booze. However, I have not yet
reached the petty officers. It would be better not come down.
As petty officers stood strong smell of solvent - is the two
young soldiers in gas masks carefully painted the wall pink.
Generally, the walls of the rooms have been painted so many
colors that it was difficult identify dominant. As a drink on a
table adorned Blue Bottle "wiper".
Nearby stood a CD player the company "Sony", spangled
fragments of vinyl records. Girls something could not see.
It can be seen, the only hope for me. The foreman came out
briefly from the trance, cut the loaf lengthwise, put back a
pack of margarine "Sunny", and smeared his finger bitten off a
good half a sandwich. Our sergeant was one of those junior
officers who are not on the the right shoulder strap, so as not
to wash his bag. There can be at enemy targets instead let in
the neutron bomb: people will stay, and wealth completely
disappear. Seeing me, he shouted: "Shut the door, all the kicks
will release" and invited sit.
Coping with nausea, I said: - "Comrade lieutenant, tell them to
stop painting. - And what a noble Kumar, paint something on
acetone, paint the fifth time, I can not enjoy. - He cried the
young and those quickly folded. - How many parcels for today?
Petty Officer dug notifications. - Three. - So, for a total
somewhere in 30 pieces already. It turns out that one in five
fool in response to my letters sends gifts. Good yield. -
Write, write. Why do they only cigarettes, fat yes Hemming
send? And where vodka, tea? - Comrade Lieutenant, I can not
write that valiant defender of the motherland needs vodka or
chefir? But five in love confessed. - What is the love? One
word.
Petty Officer flexed crust of bread in half and vigorous
movements finger revealed how he understands love. - Write to
come here. Like, the hero of the Union for the correction of
female health care needs. - He broke his finger in the same jar
of condensed milk, and not looking up, poured her mouth. After
that sated belched and handed me a jar. - It's for you for tea.
I filled the jar and took a sip of tea: - One potentially
agree, but it is the city so young and romantic plays. Come
something will come, but whether this provides anything ... -
Dust. Here you a dozen addresses in the young replenishment
pulled. He pulled out from under a piece of bacon form of
honor, on the reverse side of which were written the address. -
By the way, as a bonus you can pick up this CD player, still
does not work.
So far as the compact disc in his thrusting - he nodded toward
the rugged mountain of vinyl records - and no sound, just
pitiful beeps and flashes. Comrade lieutenant, and you wake up
service in the police or firefighters go? Or a minister. Not
work anyway I will. I took the address out of the petty
officers and went to the office a political officer. As you
know, construction battalion is formed by a residual principle.
And only here take criminal records. Is, therefore, the train
of Tuva across Siberia to Kazakhstan and takes on the road all
those who stayed on the "refrigerator." As a result of the 20
Russian designed our company, only four had criminal records of
these four only two were able to write almost without errors.
Thus, one of us (me) was destined to drag on itself
Political Education Departments whole company. The second
involved a more important matter - dembilskie decorated albums.
And as for the second ten zug newspapers I got sick of it, then
by April 1, I released the wall newspaper with humor. " The
editorial was entitled "Polituchebe - virginity!". In it I
argued that Lenin founded a construction battalion, which
follows from Organization of Subbotniks and labor service.
Another, under the the heading "Our goal - communism popularity
is due to the rocket Buran we have built for launching a system
of X-ray lasers. With their help, you can easily and accurately
destroy any anti-government demonstration. In third article,
"In the event of nuclear war, I wrote that when bombing to
stand on guard, keeping the bayonet on his outstretched hands
to the molten metal does not drip on his boots.
Then wrap in a sheet and quietly crawl to the cemetery. Quiet -
in order not to create panic. And then after a nuclear war to
all of us will dig a mass grave at the rate of 0.5 cubic meters
per 100. The following article was enough to name: "The need to
eliminate all nekomsomoltsev. Zampolit began scolding from the
doorway: - You, Palek, completely apolitical type.
What a topic: "Creation of white:" You and build our facilities,
On kicks and materkah. Someone is plowing, plowing, plowing,
Staying in fool! "Whom do you mean? - I - blacks in South
Africa. And you are someone, Lieutenant?" - I am young ... Damn
you, that's me ... Demoman. Almost any army has got into the
building, and even here, was anything flawed: either physically
or mentally, or had any problems to call the authorities. I
just took off from the University of passion pyrotechnics
(explosions). To without distracting from the overall
mentality, I said that razed to the land Police Department. -
Agreed the same: I write about politics.
Another article in the newspaper was indeed written by
political officer and more like a student skit: "At the time, as
Ocean continues to develop weapons-brew, we
can not remain aloof. Our opponents have launched a cold war,
which most people suffer the Far North. Only as a result of the
last frost counterattack suffered all winter ... Although
promised a sudden warming in Iraq to 100000 degrees in each
epicenter of warming as a whole the Semipalatinsk test site -
high radioactive cloud, whereupon all the people will fall in
sediment ...
According to NATO for each hectare of the Siberian taiga,
accounts for up to Hundreds of barrels, but it's a lie: for
example, in the Tyumen region oil wells are unlikely to find a
whole barrel, and our army needed skills and new technology for
more ugluplennogo reflection of reality ".- Here is what Palek,
even one such newspaper, and I do not know what to do to you. -
Zampano sighed, remembering, perhaps, about the girl without
complexes in the military town. If he decides something to do
with me, love should be reduced - no time left. A newspaper all
well except me nobody read.
Half of the companies in general in Russian is not what to read
- not to speak able, and those who could, for his life is
unlikely to read anything other than ABC, the RSFSR Criminal
Code and the 1 st page of the Charter. I'm in the same
newspaper jokes for a patriotic figure wrote: "zampano - A
fool, a drunkard and a womanizer. "Zampano read the newspaper
and said, I wrote all true, and politically literate. Political
officer pulled from his pocket a sheet of paper with corner
stamp: "Military censorship" and expression read: "I am writing
you to boot dead spooks. Die, bastard, pop, even a bayonet
broke ...". - Your product? My. - Say thank you, that to me
anyhow.
By the way, how much you loved women?-One. Why? -Strange. A
I have already from the third letter comes your bride. Thanks
for excellent education. Only one reason thinks you're a senior
sergeant and a hero of the Soviet Union, and another - as a
private. - C I first experience of correspondence longer. -
Drop it head girls fool. And make a stop begging. - Since they
also suffer from a lack of affection, Lieutenant.
A premise - pay for what I fill up this gap. Instead of
that as a normal stroybatovets, the entire guard to sleep, I
engaged soulful writings. - It is still the elder leaves. - The
hussars did not take the money! - Okay, Rzhevskii, free. In the
evening I have to solve ballistic problems for the award.
(To be continued)
