Laws of female logic
Lyricist-P.S.Taranov
(C) MDF hacker
Here you decided to put on display a small text-laws of women.
Maybe after the holidays you have not yet found a suitable woman
while with the vagaries of ihnimi some problems, want to please
them, if you have a printer, then print it out, and when you go
to a meeting, Take this piece of paper and show it or read it.
Refultat on lefo fffff! <
1.Zhenschiny ill-equipped to work in a team: their inadequate
response makes a constant element of tension. 2.He too
emotional: they have little sound. 3.Im can not make a point:
they are either snarls and allow his abusive language, which
makes them unattractive, or start to cry hysterically. 4.Oni
full of prejudice. 5.Zhenschiny love to do stupid
generalizations. 6.U female stereotyping.
7.Delo conceived by a woman carries a man.
8.Muzhchina to build a house - a woman destroys the woman home
postroiti devil does not destroy it. 9.Mstitelnost in the
nature of women. 10.Ischite woman!
11.Sladka revenge, especially for women.
12.Chtoby you say women seeking an answer right away;
otherwise it will take a hot bath, changed clothes, and all
necessary start again.
13.YA I strongly advise you to seek the woman's immediate
response. Otherwise, you will often be confused in front of an
unexpected new word. 14.Net man in the world that could boast
of an exhaustive answer to the question, what is "woman."
15.Zhenschina always knows what she wants, but he never knows
what she wants.
16.Kogda woman under the rule of men - she fights for her
freedom, but when it dominates - she wants to obey! 18.U women
- the cat's gift turned into a shelter anywhere in space.
19.Samoe uninteresting to women being - the man who
surrendered, predictable, as a mechanism to tame, those caught
in its same spaced snare.
20.Usta women always lie, but deeds are always truthful.
21.Pri communicating with a woman in his speeches to be
careful, but in deeds - bold. 22.Zhenschina is evil in one case
only: when she was unhappy in love. 23.Zhenschina loves ears,
unlike a man who loves his eyes. 24.I men and women at risk for
some reason, react faster to the female voice. 25.Muzhskoe
attention to women is necessary as air. 26.Esli woman about
something asks, you have to give her otherwise - she will
itself. 27.Byt woman - a great move, madden - heroism.
28.Chasche all women is not advisable to skip as is done;
it can only show what has been done.
29.Zhenschine need constant festive miracle, albeit small, but
definitely committed for her sake. 30.Zhenschiny easier to
endure hunger. 31.Vsledstvie high emotionality of an all-female
team more malleable to the general mood. Here is stronger than
any conflict flares up, longer lasting joy, deeper than the
pain perceived by a stranger. 32.Dlya women usually desire for
order in daily life borders on pettiness. 33.Stereotip male
perception of women: - the graceful, charming, sweet but also:
- arrogant, hysterical, petty, sneaky, capricious, deceitful,
evil language, inconsistent, vindictive, revengeful. 34.Pochti
that the main argument in the mouths of women - "because". "
35.Ne count on the stupidity of women - all women in love smart.
36.Net terrible anger than angry women.
37.Pokornaya smile women split granite.
38.Zhensky mind as elegant as lace and as thin as the edge
dagger.
39.Esli you want to convince women of anything important from
your point of view, try to please her.
