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Jokes
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(C) DELEALAN
Injustice.
- There was a divorce, the child gave his wife, and that is
unfair. - Why?
- Well ... Here you omit the machine a penny, and he gives
you a glass with syrup ...
- Well?
- What - well? So whose is the glass - or your machine?
From an interview with the owner of a brothel.
- And we started simply: I am a wife and mother-in-law ...
At the front door quite crowded with people is the bus
girl. She was a passenger says:
- Why are you entering the front door?
- I'm pregnant.
- Something is not visible?
- Do you want an hour later it was evident?
Wife with her lover in the bedroom. Includes husband.
- Aha! All clear! I'm not wanted here!
- Why, dear, at the time. This soon ends ...
She: - You do not kiss anyone's lips, but mine?
He: - None. And yours are the sweetest!
- Give me a ticket to Sochi, at the worst in Evpatoria.
- The Evpatoria, with a thin end, too, do nothing.
Evening. Dusk. Lover embraces her.
- Darling! I love you so much!
- Oh, what are you doing! Do not go! I'll scream!
- But then we can hear your parents.
- Oh, my God! I reported this as something not thought of.
Slut in bed with a cadet.
- I swear to you my first man, whom I love.
- I believe, my dear.
- Strangely, you're the first man to believe it!
Night park in the city. Attending guard when he hears a
whisper in bushes: - Ivan, take off your glasses, you are my
stockings tear! The guard listened and heard in a minute: -
Vanya, dress better glasses, you're a bench lizhesh ...
The old man with a young mistress: - Oh, Vitochka, I love
you like his own daughter!
She: - Strange you, however, the methods of education!
- Peter, we are familiar with only two hours, and you have
metish in my heart!
- No, dear, just half a meter below ..
In the pastry shop girl says saleswoman:
- Give me some chocolate figures for three rubles.
- Are you a boy or a girl?
- Of course, a boy, there are more chocolate!
