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State man
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(R) MDF HACKER
The author is not known
So far in Britain there are many curious customs and laws. One
of them our story. Any married couple, having lived more than
four years and have not borrowed children is eligible for a
fee, to invite the public to assist her husband in such a
difficult and delicate family trouble. And so, themselves in a
difficult position, one couple decided to exercise his right.
Rastroenny spouse before leaving for the work, reminded his
wife that day should come State husband and asked her to behave
decently. By pure coincidence, in the same house a happy father
with many children of the family who lived next door, invited
him to a house photographer - Specialist shooting children.
Being very absent-minded man, photographer, mixed flat. - Good
afternoon, miss. - Do not have words, sir, I I know. - Your
husband told you that I should come. - Yes, I'm ready. - Y, if
so, before proceeding to the case, I would like to offer you
all the options, in which we work. - I hear you, sir. - Of the
most effective ways As shown, the best are the following:
standing, lying down, in the bathroom. - In the bathroom? -
Yes, ma'am. Do not hesitate to experiment, let me show you an
album with my work. Here's this kid I made on the roof of the
bus. - How, on the roof of the bus, when all the people? Oh,
God! - Yes, ma'am, this is the whim of the mother. But this
child I did in the cabinet department. - In the showcase? In
the eyes of the entire public? - What can we do, ma'am? His
mother was a movie star and it was necessary to advertise. He
showed her a few work with such comments. When finished
running, the photographer took two pieces of cotton wool, and
began shoving them into his nostrils. Excuse me, mister, why do
it? - Not stand the smell of burnt rubber. Let's start in the
bathroom. - Well, well. - One minute, I need to take tripod.
What tripod? Oh my God! And this is why? -
You see, ma'am, the machine is so heavy that in his hands
difficult to keep. And then she fainted. Scared and
bewildered photographer jumped from an apartment, taking their
equipment. And after a while the statesman on the landing
collided with a happy mother of many children family, was
waiting for the photographer. - Good afternoon, ma'am! It is
you make a single call? - Yes, Mr. - I must say that despite
all my skill and diligence, a single call is usually enough;
need to issue a call next week. - Well, follow your advice.
Where is your unit? - Madam, you are very witty woman in
London. Of course, with me! - Excuse me, I have not noticed.
Usually people of your profession, he catches the eye. - You
insult me, Madam. Here's a look, madam. Data of my device
measured from the mayor.
I assure you, it works well. - Excuse me, mister, I
poorly versed in technology. My husband has not once asked a
neighbor to help the amateur, but together they do not have the
right. - How Madam? After all, fans of our profession will be
prosecuted. Not be afraid, no amateurs can not compete with our
employees. - I am grateful to you and let's get started to the
case. If I enjoy your efforts, I am your permanent client. - Do
not worry, madam, I have a great experience. In lists of my
clients two hundred people and no complaints. - I hope your
efforts. Let's start with the bathroom. I have already ordered
the cook water. - You intriguete me, madam.
And then continue in the nursery, in an armchair on
parovozike.Kak, ma'am? More than three I can not. - Yes, you, I
hear about it the first time. My friend has a master to fill
all orders in a single call. She had 15 items. - Sorry, but you
have the wrong information. In our firm there is no such
specialists. Even if I cancel the remaining challenges, and
even then I can not provide more than 6 positions. But it is
within my capabilities. - You are what brought one device? In
the wizard, who was my friends, hanging two apparta: front and
side. - You put in misleading, madam. Science unknown such
phenomena. - Stop, please, I beg you better get started. Remove
the device and get down to business. - Well, ma'am, "he said
and professionally folded clothes. - Oh, God! - She cried and
fell into the swoon ...
