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Encyclopedia of Small Computer beings
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(C) MDF HACKER.
Compiled and supplemented by Antonov for assistance known
person - my friend Maverick'a.
Edited in word by 'MDF hacker.
° Chapter One-sysops °
1. Type: sysop perfect
Type: good-natured
Family: Independent
Most small form sisopov, today found only in special nurseries.
This mass extinction is a consequence of the natural goodness
sysop ideal not zhalevshego titles or Extra SysOp for any nosy
users (see "user"). The result is deflated File arias crap ekhi
and unimaginable accounts for the long-distance communication.
This kind of sysop included in the family of independent,
because majority of individuals this species had its own BBSki,
and therefore not very appreciated their level.
(SysOp).
2. Type: sysop sly
Type: secretive
Family: Forced
This species has a much larger number of individuals than the
ideal. Key features: sparing of increase, the maximum distorts
its BBS by establishing relations unimaginable UL / DL, the
time limit, continuously harassed respectable, but unfamiliar
users decrease access time and download amount'a. Is not
respected in other sisopov because of its ambitious
inclinations (Instantly offlin'it all valuable files, despises
chat mode and to avoid contact with their own kind. Forced -
depend on their bosses, and this justified when talking about a
possible download'e.
3. Type: sysop fair
Type: tired
Family: Independent
The closest relative of sysop ideal or is his mutated form.
Because of adverse conditions, this type of BBSnyh has
undergone numerous metamorphoses before finally form. Outcome:
sociability that the optimal level for all users (acceptable UL
/ DL, a lot of time). Never refuses chat'a and ready to break
the news, as well as no harmful manifestations, such as:
omission of information has no special value or inclination to
lower anyone's level. Note: this kind of fairly successfully
competes with yet no less strong views (2) and has a greater
chance victory through natural selection.
NB: The author deliberately refrained from publishing specific
names, but believes that anyone can accurately
determine the membership of any sysop.
(To be continued)
