1. Reverend O `Millie walks in the park and sees
touching scene: a very pretty girl, blond and
curly-haired, wearing a dress with frills playing with a
charming dog. - What is your name, my child? - Rosochka ... -
Beautiful, beautiful name. And why her parents named you that?
- When Mom carried me in the tummy, she rested at the cottage.
Once she was asleep around rose bushes and a rosette fell on
her tummy. Parents thought it was a sign from God, and agreed
that if They will be born a girl, they call it rose. - What is
poetry! thought the priest. - And your name is ka prelestnuyub
dog? - Hog ... - A strange nickname for a dog, a girl. It
probably named as your parents, because it is strong and
powerful? - Oh no, I call it so ... He fucks pigs. Here's why.
2. Family at the zoo. Came to the donkey, and he just dumped
their wealth. - Pope, - he asked my son - that it had? - Yes
so ... "that the devils." Son of the mother: - Mom, look what a
donkey "Devils that! - Oh! This is my son, not the devil that -
corrects mother, is "what is necessary".
3.Papa, behold, two flies walking! One - a woman, and another -
man. - How do you distinguish them? -Very simple. See: 0N
siditna neck of the bottle of wine, but it is already an hour
creeps on mirror ...
4. - Dad, where are slonyata? - You see, Vovochka ... -
0-that's just not necessary again about the stork. Stork such a
"fool" is not raise the ...
5. Pope leaves for trip to Leningrad, and says: - Children
if you want, what I brought you a gift - then ask me
about this verse ... Masha: - The Pope travels to Leningrad, Dad
buy chocolate - well, Masha, buy you chocolate. Pete: -
Pope travels to Leningrad, Dad would buy marmalade - Well,
Peter, buy you a jelly ... Vova, but you what? - The Pope
travels to Leningrad .. dad will buy me a moped. - Em, Vova, it
is not in rifmu.Poprobuy still a time. - The Pope travels to
Leningrad Mother's fancy man will be happy to Eyny fancy man -
our neighbor Daddy buy me a moped ...
6. The policeman is in office and swears obscenities at
selective standing beside the boy. - Are not you ashamed to
swear on child?? - Outraged passersby. - And you were in my
place is not swearing to? He already runs two weeks behind me
and asks to sleep with his bitch. You see him desperately need
a police dog!
7. The teacher gives students a task: - Create a proposal with
the the word "pineapple." Masha: - Yesterday, my mother and I
bought a delicious pineapple. - Good for you. Vovochka: - And
our dad left her for another woman ... - Vovochka, but where's
the "pineapple"? - "And for us," with Mom put the horseradish.
8. a chemistry lesson, a student mistook reagents and was not
the solution. Maknul finger - and he no longer bend. Brought
home, told his father. That gave him a gold piece and took the
solution. Boy put the bill under the pillow. Morning waking,
and under the pillow thirty rubles. - This is for you from my
mother - said my father.
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