RAM
Vladislav Kashirin
2:5015 / 79.1 @ Fidonet
... Something I'm the head of Cardiology department can not
see. Again with the heart a bad thing? Interesting! As RAM, so
he immediately heart! Okay, let's begin.
Week passed quietly, deaths
only two, both of no fault of ours, so that experience is not
necessary. One patient instead of liver spleen removed - during
operation the lights went out - will meet the electricians. The
second cold in the House over the weekend, when heating turned
off, will meet the public utilities.
Surgeons are generally operated. Successfully conducted
operations intern Pirozhkov, remove the four
appendix. However, all in one patient, but he did not notice
anything, the extract was without complications. Today
Pyrozhkov sews the boy's ear.
Question senior nurse: where the ear? .. What do you mean
fridge patients use could confuse? Tatiana! Not find - sew
yours! Never mind that women and Earring! Nothing! With a month
is like, until he again otorvut.
By the way, smoking in the operating forbid! All sorts of
things: Operation Heavy! Work with the break! Cut the
pericardium, a smoke! Myocardium was cut again, a smoke! ..
Laboratory constantly swears, why in the blood of tobacco
crumbs float!
Head Nurse same bandages three times uses!
Tatiana! How many times have prevented? Bandages can be used
only twice! Two! On the third - to take the laundry! A closed
for repairs? Wash yourself! Where, where ... In a. ..! ...
Odvale the house next door has a pool.
Anaesthetists to look? File Gazizovich! Poppy
into two operations left! What does it mean provider have? Ride
into the valley itself, the money I gave you. Malo - shake
relatives! Surgeons are working without a buzz! I'm not talking
about patients, those all without anesthesia! ..
Ophthalmology, ten days ago, you went to the sick
Waddle with two eyes. A discharged with three! Noticed his
wife's lover's house, looked the man in the eye - in fact a
heart attack! "The new word, new word ... But do not be a third
eye not to put your nose? What does it mean forehead was not?
Every man has his forehead. And no, so do it! Are we in vain
beautician hold?
Vladimir is also good! Patient Vshivkovoy removed
wrinkles, brought luster ... Ninety-two old woman, was walking
home at night, to meet the southerners ... They are in the
morning in her passport for coming! Now all we have, too. In
psychiatry ...
Infectious block! I warn you, for you in the Sanitary and
Epidemiological tooth! In the city there was a flock of
ciliates-shoes. Shoes are thrown at dogs, cats.
Neurologist where? Shaking under the chair? Rightly so. Y
him on Wednesday from a window ordinatorskoy patient dropped
out. Right on patients, which her husband on a sledge to the
nearby hospital was carrying. Barely had time to take ... How
much? Seven, all the girls. Do you think that someone over
fence at night, howling? Vitaly Tikhonovich, windows must be
closed! "How to ventilate, ventilate as" ... To ventilate the
crack in the wall of a bathroom!
Maternity ward. Why do you have the third month in some
girls are born? And who knows? Men? Yeah man its the same in
our hospital for a long time do not pass! To-morrow gave birth
to a boy! Can make your own, it's your business. But the boy
was born! And then on the twenty beds a woman in labor! And
that mother bear will not allow it. When agree with my mother?
Six months passed. A child in the womb already learned to read!
That night, pulled Handbook gynecologist! Between Incidentally,
the only copy. As further work be? How do I know how I know ...
X-ray showed!
Speaking of X-rays. Peter Prokop'evich! Your machine shines
the whole floor. You walk down the hall - some skeletons to
meet! Toilets through ... Protective shield was stolen? Hence,
the thieves must be sought, not sit at the meeting! A
gastroenterologists where? Enema put? Clear. Again the food in
the patients fed naprobovalis.
Resuscitation. Why yesterday passed a
substandard morgue dead? Pathologists took aback, as
He jumped when they started to work! What's that ... Our
strengths were. Have done everything we need, today issued the
relatives. Those however, are unhappy that the deceased
black eye and torn shirt ... So Simeon Anatol'evichu
had to give his coat.
A. Simon, look at you cold! Go to the housekeeper, she will
give you his jacket ... When the heat is? Now is only in the
summer! At night all the heating pipes had burst! By the way,
wake up there on the last chair fireman until he froze to
death! Wants to sleep, let him go out into the street! There's
warmer ...
Everything! Meeting over! Now everyone gets Tatiana
Yurievna in a beaker of alcohol - and get to work! ..
