Hey pipl, install the drive, 3'5 "it's cool.
Jokes:
MY POLICE ...
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1. In Moscow, the grandmother is coming to it:
- My dear, how to get to the Tretyakov haberdashery?
- Yes I am, Grandma, I do not local. I only know that the
keeper of Borodino sawmill.
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2. On Red Square Jew clings to it:
- Tell me please, why such a high Kremlin wall?
A cop with a jeer:
- And to every scum not climbed.
- And tell me there or there?
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3. In the subway at the final inspection element enters the car
and sees Some guy zakemaril and the book lying on the floor.
Picked up a book, reads on the cover of Landau. Field Theory.
"Shouted: - Hey! Agronomist! Get up, of course!
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4. - Hey, cop, as the restaurant "Tbilisi" to drive?
- The second left turn. And for the "Cops"
- In three ways.
- Only a gold coin.
- Delivery no.
- "Cops," "Cops" and the ruble - "goat."
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5. Man stands on the Red ploschali and / * write * /. Runs
element:
- Fast - gold coin and quickly unwound.
A guy takes out a quadruple:
- Keep the change. I'm here Wait a / * crap * / I am.
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6. - Get up. Get up, drunk face!
- Hey, Captain, where was I?
- Do Pokrovsky Gates.
- Shut them to @ # $! I thought, from whence it blows.
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7. Caught in mentovku Hare and Wolf from the Disney version.
Sit in Bullpen.
The door opens, and beavers are entered broke a drunken
camel.
Wolf: - Oh, Wait a us / * beat * / will be.
Hare: - Where are you from?
Wolf: - See how a horse of @ # Doha.
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8. Went Crocodile Gena and Cheburashka by car on the
environment. By road Cheburashka Gena persuaded to steer and
hit a tree. Traffic cop appears:
- Citizen Crocodile pred'yavite law and remove the steering
wheel, not it should be.
- It's - not Srul. This - Cheburashka!
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