Jokes:
The letter, which was found in a bottle in the ocean: "Am at
uninhabited island. "No stores, no cars, no smog
no noise. May you all there burst with envy! "
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- Your profession is the defendant?
- Acrobat, your honor.
- Protection, close the window!
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Riddle:
"My husband grandmother, but not her grandfather."
Otgadka:
"Philip."
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In the coupe going boy and girl. Youth
says: "Girl, I want you"
- And I'm afraid of you.
- But the girl I want you!
- And I'm afraid of you!
... The next morning they go together
the train, and the young man says:
- And still I want you.
- You like me because I was afraid of you.
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The husband comes home and opening the door sees a naked man
gladyaschego pants. Walking into the kitchen saw the second in
a bathroom and the kitchen third frying eggs. In a rage, he
runs into the bedroom, shouting: -Wife! What is it?
-Well, to begin again reproaches ... suspect ...
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Two elderly ladies sitting in the park and knit. One says:
"If one of us dies, I'll be very upset."
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The young man went for the girl. Her mother says:
- Please do not delay.
At that the young man replied:
- Do not worry, your daughter is eleven to be in bed!
