JOKES
"You asked my father permission to
marriage?
Yes. I called him on the phone, he replied: "I do not know who
is speaking, but I do not mind.
*
There are two newcomers. One asks
other:
-Is it true that in this town theater is not popular?
-Not a word, "replies the second.
Yesterday, the question of when the play, I answered:
-When you will be comfortable ...
*
Talk to two people:
-For a month no longer see the yacht of your uncle. What
happened to her? "You notice the big rock in our bay?
Yes.
-But my uncle did not notice her ...
*
On the court:
-So when it came to the collision,
your opponent in the hands of a stick ... A
what was in your hands?
-His wife.
*
After the test the teacher says
Basil:
-Admit that you are all forgiven, Masha!
-How do you know?
-Answering the latter question, she wrote:
"Do not know" ...
You wrote: "Me too!"
*
-Captain, we're going to drown!
The distance to the nearest land?
-10 Miles!
-In what direction?
-In the vertical!
*
After a long trip my husband comes home.
The wife says to him:
-Nice! You even kissed!
"But, dear," he answered - after six
years of marriage - and such an orgy!
*
Today, we finally stopping here alone, - says
Male Female .- I bought three tickets to the movies.
"Why three tickets to the movies.
"Why three? ..
-Thy: mother, father and brother!
*
The woman, returning from leave, complaining
friend:
All-time pouring rain ...
-And yet you're tanned!
-It is not tan, it's - rust!
*
Talk to two friends:
-Do you leave after so rounded person. You are so well fed?
No, twice a day I had to inflate a rubber mattress ..
*
In the mountain resort patient complains of a doctor
that it is hard to breathe.
-How? - Surprised the doctor.
-In this clear air?
-Exactly! At home I used to see
than breathing.
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The guide at the museum tells visitors:
-Look at this statue. How gracefully pulled her arm. This is
how it seems to say: "Do not forget to give a tip tour guide."
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07.10.98 Shaman.
