PARADE OF JOKES
- What: all around the water in the middle of the law?
Answer:
- The prosecutor is taking a bath.
- What is: all around the law, in the middle
Water?
Answer:
- Prosecutor put an enema.
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The warden concluded:
- Today you will eat burgers: you,
you and you ...
- And I?
- Do you go to the stuffing!
*
In the prosecutor's office led a small
Child.
Touched by the prosecutor:
- Oh, who came to us ...
- Who killed the grandmother, snidely responds
baby.
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Go as something on the street two drunken men.
One friend says:
- Hey, cops "blue" are?
- What are you? No ...
- And why are they then to us every night
stick?
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It is worth obkurenny junkie in the tram.
Grandma says to him:
- My son, give money on a ticket.
Addict pushes ahead of a standing person:
- A soldier, referred to the ticket.
The man answered him:
- I'm not a soldier, a sailor.
The addict is slowly turning to granny:
- Breakup, Grandma, we are on the ship.
*
Wife to her husband:
- Last year we gave my mom
birthday chair. What a surprise
we will do it this year?
- And now would not hurt to bring him
electricity ...
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Attending medical committee recruits.
- What complaint?
- I have myopia.
- Nothing. Will in the first trenches to
see better! .. Next! ..
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The doctor was angry with the nurse:
- Can not you write your recipes on different paper, but my
forms? My patient at the pharmacy again prepare your fucking
goulash!
*
The hen laid an egg weighing 5 kg.Priehal
reporter and asks her:
- How did you get?
- Secret.
- What are your plans for budushee?
- To lay an egg at 7 kg.
The correspondent goes to the rooster:
- How did you get?
- Secret.
- What are your future plans?
- To fill its head ostrich!
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A conversation between two prison guards:
- Count up maniac of the 20 th run away!
- Finally! And then the rattle of his file holder I was
tired!
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Deducted from the magazine "Kaleidoscope."
08.10.98 Computer Eye.
