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The following verse has been printed in the newspaper,
computer, who kicked the bucket, besides a very long time ...
But This verse is to write it again (and not in a warped
version). So, read on.
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ADVENTURE Pinocchio
as it is
(The exact translation)
Of Italy large
The sun shines with impudent face.
And under the stairs in a closet
Pope Carlo cut logs.
(Tries to make Pinocchio,
that, I tell you, not easier,
than pi .. oyu smile)
Made ears out of cardboard,
Nose of the chips cross-grained,
Adapted by mu.ya
two worm-eaten acorns,
And then, with a yawn of boredom,
Under el.u he sharpens his hands.
Pinocchio turned
Chock-chock, but cute
He is, smiling. Scrap
Which is very important.
Pope Carlo wiped his hands
Right on his shirt
And he said, "You I - dad
Now pi .. ui-ka to school
Because, as here in the closet
Hawa nothing in life. "
(Even gave umnu book
"Pathologies brainless",
What he found in the trash
Rummaging in the search logs)
Pinocchio was not a blunder,
He sold the book to the blind,
That he stood before the door of the temple,
(Got a gold piece in return,
Given out pi ... lyami)
And he went, rygaya shavings
Directly to the puppet theater.
In the theater, fat redneck - Director,
Catch him in the intermission,
(Pre-sold the Japanese wanted,
In the form of wood chips or wood shavings)
But log TNA .. ried out,
After telling him about the door,
What's in a closet separated
From the toilet all zhilploschat.
Those noodles raked hands
In their ears, fleshy,
Gave him twelve PLN
(Of which there were five - false)
And quietly posted on the x ..
Ordered to keep silent about the door.
But Basilio, who suffered
Hemorrhoids, and Alice,
When he heard in his pocket
Jingle of coins on the eggs,
Ohmurit decided Guys,
To take full aluminum!
Approached him, he side
Crutch ogrel on puzu,
And nothing daunted,
Offered his services
By investing in land.
And Alisa there and then, hastily,
How could, portrayed,
As if in a box - advertising
Strip and the MARS-ohm.
Pinocchio instantly rejected,
All the dreams get drunk beer,
And buried all the money immediately,
In a soft pile of manure,
Ambassador, said three words:
"Kreks, PAX, feks"
Ile something like ...
Night crept silently
Above the manure steam rose
And damn log
Ctorozhit their finances.
Cote him this way and that,
And Alice Melofon
Distracting, and threatens to
That cops here pi ... exist,
And the end, they say, will soon light ...
Suddenly began to move manure,
And there seemed to
In grouse drunken Tortilla,
What mowed there from soup.
Ears from the crap cleared,
Brazenly suggested a deal:
"Who dunk Duremar,
That leeches torget,
That will open two boxes,
If you guess right word. "
But the bastard Pinocchio
Yelled - "play" super "!
Or soup of the weld,
Or - the key of "Zaporozets!
Turtle, multiplying,
Dung heap of anguish,
Offered immediately - key,
But! - For egg Duremar.
Duremar sat in the outhouse,
Above ochkom according to the "hole"
I. .. Instantly and silently ...
Gave Tortilla key.
That there was a Duremar,
Only one "friend" knows
A wealth of Pinocchio
Two crooks left
Get in shit coins
And went to the closet,
To eat .. key rotating,
They locked her father out in the outhouse,
And sell the closet Greeks
For free currency.
Pope Carlo so cursed
At ochke that the next day,
The Greeks fled in fear
Remembering in the river crayfish ...
A piece of wood with the Pope today,
Ezdyut the theater at Rolls-Royce
And then the director of the nitty,
To them the toilet with a master key climbs,
But what he should be there,
Knows only the sage hairy ...
