WEEKLY
26.07.1996
PREFACE.
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Hello. So we went to one reader. This is due to
many reasons. Firstly the most important reason is that you
We do not write. I would like to know why. Then today, when
You look at the section where a list of BBS for the next week,
you will find only one BBS'ku that accepts mail for our
newspaper. Accordingly, we reduce the amount of newspapers, so
that you can upload it to other BBS'ki. Unfortunately I do I
can not. Go further. Now summer is in full swing. Many left
Moscow, respectively, we now have a much smaller readership
than it was before. Let him pull himself up by September, there
read out.
Closer to September we will again be published in two
reader, well, but in the meantime, we will be releasing MAXIMUM
just one. In September we will open several new subdivisions.
In the meantime, they are just being developed.
July 30 Birthday of Clive Sinclair. Congratulations. And I
would say that's what. I thank him very much, for what gave all
of us such a wonderful machine, as our Speccy. He is alive and
will live. Hooray!
Well, so far, and all I wanted to tell you in this section.
We comes out every week. Look for our newspaper to BBS'kah and
upload it on those BBS - where it is not.
TABLE OF CONTENTS
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That's what we can to please you today.
1 ...................... List of staff BBS.
2 .................. Reprinted with the extension.
3 ..................................... Version.
4 ...................................... Video.
5 ........................... Solid fun.
6 ................................. Razbiralka.
7 .................................... Advertising.
8 ..................................... Epilogue.
List of working with the BBS for 29/07/1996 04/08/1996
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Thus, CDS SOFT with us again, but the good news he did not
brought. Thus, small differences, a la find ten differences in
the two pictures from last week.
Let's start with the good news. Begin work ESTEL BBS, QUAKE
BBS and ICS BBS. Hooray! PREDATOR BBS little to boost its
schedule. In DITRONIK 2 BBS appeared the third drive.
And that's very bad news. Closed RAVER BBS (retired on
deserved rest, and even computer was broken, in addition, will
a month), DITRONIK 4 BBS (retired on a holiday, open sometime
in September and broke a computer), GMS BBS (closed
indefinitely) and CHIP BBS (broken computer). Well as you?
Summer ...
Happy konnekta.
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Reprinted with CONTINUATION.
(R) Pavel Fedin
Soviet programmers
Collection of Soviet marasmus
Programmers
Issue 1-e
unfinished.
CORPORATION
PCS Corporation
Publishing Division
Moscow
-1991
Rump Soviet programmers.
Resistor to 2 kilobytes.
- Norton Commander for BC - this thing!
- Yeah, and Stream Tracker for abaca is just a class ...
"Hackers of the world unite"
This parasite have cut the wire.
Ah, you catch on the drive.
SchA all the tape you will!
- Why do you have so many mistakes?
- It's Turbo Russian + +
Diskovert - Garni yaschik. Let him be in it kukurudzu hraniti
(Ukrainian)
Insertni drive into a hole A close squiggles and plyuhnis Liu
Buoy Kay.
SchA go to the morgue to untangle wires.
Y, shameless eyes, all the drives prokusal.
Magnet into your bag.
Discs fresh, peeled.
Let go of the wire - car sick!
Pressing machine produces lustful cries ...
- And chago she screams?
- This is the sound program that alive flushed down the toilet.
Bring thee into the open field and click the Reset ...
If it were not, what format discs.
To control for reading other people's CDs, be prepared.
These idiots should be open by one and washed in turn
To drown you in data.
Join the community to combat anti-virus
Take your dirty manipulators, moron.
- Look, if kilobyte - 1024 bytes, kilobab - 1024 women?
- Yes to you so much!
May you all my life at the focal program.
(Option: To you C for the calculator to teach.)
I am a poet, am called Platosha,
From me to you all Microsha.
(Shown fig)
How perverted, so on my drive.
Depraved as the Enter key on "Corvette."
S'Escape'ivaysya here until at Ctrl + Alt + Del'u not
received.
Well pischish as speaker of ES'ki ...
Are you stuffed the cartridge?
You, the modem gramophone, smoduliruysya quickly here!
- You've got everything on the disk?
- Not a bit of conscience, you do not have!
- You face the resident, sliding right now with my car, and
then
FAT'u grab!
- Do not put his head on the transformer - the brains
demagnetize ...
- I'll pokopiruyu, I'll pokopiruyu! Right now, so I will take
away, no
UnErase does not help!
- You, whack, stop all sorts of nasty things to type - there
are already monitor
Blush!
- What are you playing all the time - space before pushing
through the floor!
- You do not hacker, you fucker!
- I ... And I wrote a virus for a calculator!
- Yes, and? At Borland C + + or Turbo Basic?
- Log urgently in Turbo Pascal! Well, faster, faster!
- Came in? Well, come out!
- What is this editor! This is not the editor directly, and
Editor
any!
- Wow, what a thing! On what you clicked? What? Well done!
Genius! ... He'll drive formatted ...
- You know, DEC released the tape for IBM!
- Yeah, and even gramophone for Cray!
- Right now wiped away, the door is open before you can!
- AND-B-M-Al-C-A-T sovmistimy with ... printer!
(Heard a hymn of the Soviet Union)
- Usually for storing information and programs can be used
flexible
drive, or brains of the author ...
- For such games the authors have to make hard drive manually
form ma be interpreted to or instead of tape to the printer
to charge ...
- Keyboard not want to chew?
- Shortest virus written by a programmer from our company -
He is 0 bytes, and even the author does not know what he's
doing.
- Mikola, I spymav virus!
- So Bring him syudy!
- Y yaky hitry! Tse you vedmevd HI!
- Well, you and the font! Worse than that on the abacus!
- Shut up! You and a spoil!
- Who touch my car, and all vytrogal?!
- E. .. E. .. E now you drive me tear!
- And by how much will he?
- Under 720 ...
- There will be 2 to 360.
- The fool look you want?
- I want to.
- Vaughn, an optical disc in ES'ku vanities.
- Discs are not needed?
- A new?
- More girls.
Nothing unnatural is not shameful and pechataemo.
Taking away the car home, scraped off the inventory number.
Better bang president than Pomaia residents ...
Sigaya the window, and bequeathed to someone else drives.
The more programs you can write off the programmer, the
higher it chains nitsya.
Before you delete a file from the disk, make sure it's not
yours!
VERSION
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Something I swore in recent issues of "mafia". Today praise.
And yet. I beg you not to run around those who found their
version of our Section okritikovannoy. Unfortunately I am
stating only the facts. And facts are stubborn things ...
Today disassemble the game, after which stirred our
din-Maker - is a 48 irons. I have two versions of this toy.
Version 1. It did seem to the authors themselves. Just about
anything anywhere not written and all, even the "intro" no. All
is good, but ... Passing the last fifth stage of the game I
wrote that I had passed before the end of and threw me back on
the menu. Where's the epilogue?? At least the code to it
written, how to write code for the next stages. Well, I he
already knew, and then ... It takes 908 sectors.
Version 2. And here is the MAFIA. There are also "intro",
and is written as play with eternal life. That's good. And most
importantly, having the fifth stage again until the end, the
program itself I uploaded an epilogue. This version takes a 992
sector.
I hope you make the right choice. The second version is
steeper on all counts. At present, for now.
VIDEO.
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Today we are opening a new section. Was once a long time
there was such in the newspaper ON-LINE, but there were
considered only pirated copies films. We will only consider
licensing as both the recording quality is much better, and
it's time to get used to only licensing films, as did all the
civilized nations of the world Since the licensing movies bit
more expensive than a pirate, then here we will describe a
little movie. Well, buy it or not, this is up to you.
Another slight digression. Since I am partial to the
militants, there will be not quite a lot of comedies and
Melodrama.
Today we will consider how to talk to the TV, the steepest
Action 1996 - back to back.
Two hired killers working for the Yakuza are coming to Los
Angeles to kill the mafia boss, who did not pay money to the
yakuza. And so, until they go to a restaurant to do away with
the mafia boss who always dines there at that time quite a
nervous cop, Bob (Michael Rooker "JFK") shoots a few bank
robbers. But it oslazhnyaetsya fact that it already fired from
the police, and therefore it is taken to the police station
However, one crazy robber can escape by car and behind him in
pursuit by police. This crazy crashes into a car hired killers,
and rushes into the restaurant and takes all sitting there as
hostages. Mafia boss has already approached the restaurant,
turns around and goes to dinner at another location. Two yakuza
decide to get rid of this psycho, but he was all tied explosive
C-4, and if someone will begin to move it all explode. Odnumu
of the yakuza, the Name Koji (Rio Ishibashi, "American
Yakuza"), it is possible to cut off his hand with a detonator
in a psycho. All the hostages are free, but crazy recovering
from the pain began to shoot from AKM-74, and wounded another
yakuza, in whose hands was the suitcase. However, collecting
all their forces he goes to the bar and the second is taken to
the police ...
Well, you and the beginning of the film. In the end, and the
yakuza, and disgraced cop Bob skoreshatsya and begin gram and
the mafia, and police, as the head is connected with the mafia.
End this movie is very interesting. I thought it would be a bit
wrong but it turned out differently.
Well, what else can I say. At the coolest action movie this
movie does not pull. But it is worth a look. Film is not bad,
the plot pretty twisted. Lovers of the militants, must like.
P.S. Official dealers of video programs: Concern VIDEO
SERVICE Studio and Soyuz.
SOLID FUN
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I'm tired of torn between them. Now and go: a week -
wife, a week - vodka.
In bed, my husband has to impersonate a blacksmith on the
anvil!
Everybody wants "new Russian", and old something to donate?
Her body remained hidden a lot of places still untouched by
human hands.
Gave his mistress vibrator for my birthday, and the next
day she kicked me.
In real life I'm very fragile, but in bed can withstand load
several atmospheres.
I wanted a baby, and Alexander gave me every assistance.
He rubbed my breasts, but the fire was not lit.
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On the Ukrainian market guy sells parrot and turkey. Suits
popupatel and asks:
- How much is a parrot?
- Million.
- Why so expensive? Is he saying?
- Yes. Says: "You fool!"
- It's about whom he speaks?
- Buy will be on you.
Buyer stood and thought and said:
- And how much turkey?
- Ten million!
- And that, he also says: "You fool!" ?
- No, but he thinks so.
*
In the jewelry store bandit comes and says to the seller:
- Listen, I need a gold cross, like my homies.
The seller offers to watch it on the counter and choose what
will like it.
- E-uh. None. I nuzhet grams at 700-900, that hung me here
in this thread.
Seller requests to wait and goes to the warehouse. After a
time he comes in and says:
- That was left alone at 858 grams.
Bandit twisted cross in his hands and says:
- Here I need the same weight, but without the gymnast.
*
And you know, declared a "new Chukchi? No? They crimson skis
and 600 deer.
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(R) IRONMAN
COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS
Textbook for junior and middle
academic staff.
"The citizen does not need fools.
So here I am. "
Unknown ensign.
90. Now I'll explain why in a train stop-cock is red and in
airplane - blue.
91. In case of alarm pants to fly on a stool poklast
to the exit.
92. I'll tear off your hands so as not talking when it came.
93. The radio station should be located at the head of the
prison.
94. On the battlefield, heard screams and moans of the dead.
95. The reorganization affected the division and other kinds of
troops.
96. Person in the photo must be square.
97. Why are you lying here? Your place is not here!
98. Once the diode is open, the law takes effect Ki
rhgofa.
99. What is a grid? It cut through sheet metal with a
It holes.
100. The machine works like this: one, two, three - and you do
not!
101. Eliminate this shortcoming, as hair.
102. All buttons should be sewn tightly as a barrier.
103. What are you writing in green ink in black and white?
104. I know that you have a head - Butt. You all
necessary information in the notebooks we have - that's
how I do.
105. Abashidze, overgrown, like an elephant, hairy, like a
snake!
106. Do not put your hand wherever dog nose finds itself.
107. You say: radiation, radiation. Some of the sailors on
For example, for years do not come out of nuclear
submarines, and ME forward to their wives give birth to
normal, healthy children.
108. - If a stone to throw it up because him a force
gravity it will fall to the ground.
- And if he falls into the water?
- It does not concern us, are engaged in the Navy.
109. Shut up, I ask you! You are a cadet or where? In exercises
or what?
RAZBIRALKA
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At present, under my watchful eyes got a bad game
called ...
DANGER MOUSE IN BLACK FOREST
"CASTLE OF THE BLACK FOREST"
The challenge is ... And read it yourself at the beginning.
There will be a short introduction to the game. I, in turn, you
now tell how to get this game to end, but rather only to
mid-game. The thing that should be the second part of the
adventure Dangerous Bat, but it I do not have a pity ...
So, you appear at the forest edge. Inspect the tree and
climb up on it. There you will find in the hollow of the pick.
Get off the tree and go to the house of wood mouse. Front of
the house will be based on four Subject: shovel, hatchet,
bottle and fork (nozhevka) (error Russifiers). Take a hatchet,
but he appears out of nowhere and you're very mouse spryachtes
better of her she is at home. Inspect the house Take a head of
garlic and jump if you want a basement. It's dark. Go back to
the edge.
Standing on the edge? Now go down the path to the bridge,
and then we turn off into the woods. There are logs. With the
ax chopping them. Take the lumps. With the chocks can now be
safely lowered boat into the water. But wait until it is done.
Go back to the house mouse. We now choose a shovel. Found in
the woods where using shovels to remove snow. If the snow is
removed, then You become the owner of the rope. Now you can go
to the boat and swim across the lake. With the help of a rope
climbs out the window at the castle's towers. There in the
kitchen sleeping werewolf-cook, and lie on the shelf milk,
herring and pepper. Can take any subject and the werewolf
suddenly wakes up and starts chasing you. Run up the stairs.
There, take a pen and jump down, trying to fly through this
pen. Of course, nothing happens, but nothing terrible There.
Go to where the boat is only now wrap into the woods and
go downstream. There you will cross the river
the stones. Try it, but do not forget to add water bytyl
previously drove to the house mouse and took her. While you are
typing the water You find in the river ring. Take it and come
back.
Now we go further downstream and find ourselves at the
entrance to abandoned mine. There are a flashlight, a pick and
a sack. Take flashlight and go further, obsmatrivat mine. Find
two more Subject: gold coin and a bucket. Thirst for gold
should give, Take a bucket.
Go now to the house mouse and climb up into the dark cellar
with a lantern God, you will see a huge gorilla. Give her a
pen, she will be with him to play. For this gorilla is the
gate, you enter into them. There are still two things: a barrel
of gunpowder and the compass. Take a compass.
Far away in the woods with a compass, you will find a hermit
crab. He was clearly something lost. Try to give him a ring,
which You find picking up a bottle of water. He would be glad
for it and give you a bottle of sleeping water. Go lull cook
werewolf.
If put to sleep, then go straight into the passage. Now try
to go left. There are mechanical mouse-vampires. Do not try to
smell garlic against the technology does not trample. Turn the
switch and go better right. Flower of the vampire is not
working and you go quietly further, but here you meet a hungry
cat guard. Give him milk, but this is not enough for him. Give
him and herring. Glut oneself cat will digest the food, and you
move on.
You have to stand on a snow-covered lawn with a handy
pull-down to ditch. Naberayte bucket of water and go to where
the mice-Vampires. No mechanics are not able to withstand
ordinary water. Mice all dead.
Go to the basement and remove the skeleton by nozhevki that
You are, I hope they took the house wood mouse (forks).
That's where the fun begins. You are given a code to the
second part of the game, and you'll find yourself in a trap.
Then he wrote a program that you can choose to play in the
second part and the end wrote a clear and unambiguous
inscription as: to be continued ...
That's kind of like it. How much you have noticed that many
objects do not ispolzuyutsya. Well, someone is the continuation
of this game, or who passed a different way with this part, you
are welcome on the pages of our newspapers.
ADVERTISING.
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I'm back. Call us and you will see your advertisement in
blizhahshem room. Call, call and call again.
Interested in any information on the radio, as well as the
interests shoved a good program for AY-mouse.
Tel. Alexander 902-0113, call between 17:00 and 20:00, with MF
Interested in all information on the printer ROBOTRON 6312.
Tel. 344-7762 Michael, to call from 20: O0 to 22:00 daily.
Seeking for an exchange program for a computer ATM-Turbo
2 +.
Tel. 344-7762 Michael, to call from 20:00 to 22:00 daily.
I have two 13-s drive for three rubles
Tel. 409-9029 Alexander, calls from 13:00 to 21:00 daily
For sale-6312 printer (radium), drive-13 and
Head of TEAC'a. All working. Tel.499-3117 Ilya.
Sale SPECTRUM48K + turbo controller drive + AY
+ Power Supply (All right). Price is negotiable (deshevo!!).
Tel. 395-8162 Alexander, calls from 12:00 to 22:00 daily
Sale prefix "Kanga" 8-bit + full set of wires +
4 cartridges with a bunch of games: DIZZY: Fantastic
adventure,
BIGNOISE FREAKS OUT, PRINCE OF PERSIA and many others.
Price 200 TR Bargain.
Tel. 168-5705 Dimitri call from 19:00 to 23:00 daily
GENTLEMEN ADVERTISERS, TIMELY WAIVES ITS ADVERTISING WHEN
You are in it no longer needs.
EPILOGUE
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That's it. I hope you still pleased with our publication,
even in one reader. It remains to tell you that you are
scattered paper, those BBS'ki, where it is not. Thanks in
advance. And please contact us. We wait. The next issue will
again be in one reader and as always on time. See ya.
Editor in Chief - Basargin Denis / RINDEX / ... 422-8627
Deputy Editor in Chief
- Alexander Eliseev / CDS SOFT / ... 395-8162
Partition Editor "Advertising" and "List of BBS"
- Alexander Eliseev / CDS SOFT / ... 395-8162
Editor, "News from DITRONIK 3 BBS"
- Little Russians Ilya / CYBORG / ... 409-4297
Editor-in "party!"
- Dmitry Sosenushkin / RAVER / ... 168-5705
Editor of the "Printed with the continuation"
- Pavel Fedin ... 329-4385
Editors section Razbiralka "
- Malyshev, Alexander / WARRIOR / ... 902-0113
- Basargin Denis / RINDEX / ... 422-8627
Editors of the section "Continuous Fun"
- Skobtsov Alex / MASTER SOFT / ... 218-1448
- Alexander Titov / IRONMAN / ... 455-9089
- Basargin Denis / RINDEX / ... 422-8627
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