* JOKES *
Sits a boy in the sandbox and builds kulichiki. Passes
man and accidentally stepping on kulichik. Malchik:
- You Th man? Sdurel or what?
- And by the pope palm?
- And in the face with a shovel?
*
Professor-surgeon pronounces a young intern:
- How many times have I asked you not to make the cuts so
deep. You have three tables spoiled.
*
The taxi driver, fearing looters, carries with it whole.
Planted
two in the back seat and drove. His one
asked, touching the shoulder:
- Chef, smoke is not there? His taxi driver over the head
with a crowbar
and asks the second:
- You too?
- No, we're one for two smoke.
*
- Accused! You acknowledge that struck the victim
ashtray?
- Yes to confirm.
- And where do you find an ashtray on the street?
- Yes ... there ... at the bus stop was.
*
Chukchi comes to the hairdresser.
- How do you cut? Shaved or hair done?
- Bald.
Chukchi hair cut, he looks at himself in the mirror:
- However, I do not like naked, do my hair.
*
Chukchi stops the machine:
- Machine in the Tundra is going?
- No!
- A trailer?
*
Drunk goes over the bridge and hear the cries from below.
- Help! Drowning! Help! The drunk leans over
railing and said:
- We must krichat: "Save me, please!"
*
One Georgian married a young girl. Morning after
married his mother asks:
- How young? The blood she had?
- What are you, Mom. That I have a dagger or what?
*
Sitting on the beach hairy Georgians. To him suitable boy
and asks:
- Uncle, you popuas?
- Yes, boy, I'm in the ass ass, and in front - the master.
*
Cussing two Georgian. One:
- I'll have!
- I love you twice had. First:
- And you're so fine - fine grits know? So I'll
had two sacks.
*
Stirlitz knew better once overhear a hundred times
hear.
*
Stirlitz was not a sadist, and even Bormann not planted
button on the electric chair.
*
The bullet hit Stirlitz in the head. "Explosive" - pitched
Stirlitz brains.
*
Wife to her husband:
- Darling, let's buy a car. Let us see the light.
- What? This or that?
*
Standing man. Mutters under his breath:
- 21,21,21,21,21 ... To him comes the other and says:
- What are you mumbling? He hits it further:
- 22,22,22,22,22 ...
*
A guy walks into a meat department store. During a dragging
Huge suitcase. Suited to the counter and says:
- Chop me sausage 2 lbs. Saleswoman cut down his
sausage and asks:
- And now what?
- And now to throw out a suitcase! Saleswoman dumped
sausage in his suitcase. NZ suitcase heard:
- Hrum, hrum, hrum ...
- Lord, what is there with you? - Astonished woman.
- I do not know! But like sausage.
