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(C) Werewolves MDM 229-5053
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You have a weak nervous system? You throw at people, bite
them, maim? Or do you quietly pomeshany?
Wellness holiday home
"The novelty"
Here's what you need! Soft and discreet service, separate or
common house, friendly neighbors, always tells you about their
problems and will listen to your requirements. Such an
abundance of stars history of the world you have not yet vidili
anywhere! Starting from our ancestors: the hairy aborigines
(9), Indians (2 of warring clans and a lodge), the Neanderthals
(they have already become extinct in nature, while have five of
them!) and even the Abominable Snowman (unfortunately one on
this occasion, he asked him to find the individual female) and
ending with such super heroes as the Gummi Bears (now lie in
resuscitation, after an unsuccessful jump from the roof of the
sanatorium), Batman (The whole clan of healthy muscular guys)
Well, just an abundance of politicians, military chief,
sellers, buyers, Liquor, murderers and villains of all time
(recently arrived (our pride!) Stirlitz and Muller, chief
physician receives daily from them pithy denunciations of
German-Russian!). Daily change of bed linen and straitjackets,
very delicious and nutritious lunch of potato peelings and egg
shell! If you have problems of sexual violence - drink
Daily morning tea! Balancing bromine additives (two
dessert spoon instead of sugar) will deprive you of not only
desire, but and opportunities to have sex!
Our head physician (resident patient) conducts himself everyday
inspections of toilets, water closet, fire valve, cabinets,
lighting bubble, and guarantees the purity and emptiness of
these objects.
If you are bugged vampires, ghouls, ghosts and other glitches
You can order a rubber room. Flexible walls floor and ceiling
not give you a cripple in a fight with delirium tremens (B
as a weapon is invited to: pillow without feathers, an empty
bottle 1.5 liters of a carbonated beverage (Pet), socks, head
physician, plastelin, gouache and album - raskraska!).
Education and nataskanye guys in green uniforms will provide
you troubled life, bruises, broken bones, lacerations and stab!
Daily walks in the fresh air in handcuffs in a circle
single file (for particularly violent - open the window in the
house at 15 minutes).
If you get to us, then you do not ever want
return to the old world (not to provide such capabilities)
you become our patient! Those who are with us
more than 15 years gets the status "Honored Patient".
Come! Selites! Relax!
We are waiting impatiently!
