"RED" WINNIE
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Chapter 7.
- Buratinchik - Malvina languidly stretched. - For a long
time we we wallow in this protiiivnoy village? While
that nasty, nasty bear and took the castle Maneater
settled there with all imaginable conveniences?
- Um ... - Pinocchio tried to look away from the more than
sufficient cleavage of its blue peignoir. - But still
the day before yesterday you insisted that we knocked the Pooh
here. Not passed More and day, as we have here, and you have
displeased ... Yes, and the detachment requires a break ...
- Buratiiinchik, gluuupenky, but after this nasty
Bear with his assistant pig in the castle is even better! Well,
Buratishka not be stubborn, honey ... You just imagine:
Old Castle, the moonlight, streaming through the arched
windows, a huge hall with a giant fireplace, burning fiercely
oak barrels ... and our passion is just as fierce on the
spacious bed under a canopy ... - And Malvina strike a pose
Seduction Number Three. - A detachment of rest in the castle.
Pinocchio swallowed. - Tm-you ... mmm, you promise me that
... that if the castle ... we ... then you and I ...
- Of course, laaapushka, I promise ... You just imagine,
lock, armor ...
But Pinocchio is no longer heard. He quickly assembled a
council of war. The Council passed difficult. Bees do not want
to leave the area of Old Oak, but they succeeded in
persuading, promising to give the flow and looting of the
apiary at the castle. Artemon, commander of the platoon Wild
Dog Dingo Special Purpose, lured scene round-up Interlocking
Persian cats. Duremar and frogmen promised a great swampy
castle moat. In general, the detachment green name Green Peace
understood its task and had every incentive to its successful
implementation.
Chapter 8.
Farewell kick Barmaley moved to the middle of the Rabbit
chamber, where he c crash and landed. Powerful door
slammed clanged bolt skrezhetnul key blurted lock.
Rang out and died away in the distance Barmaley steps, followed
by netsenzurschinoy about the poor lighting, low ceilings,
damp dungeon, and accursed counterrevolutionaries.
Groaning and trying not to make sudden movements, Rabbit
getting to the slimy wall, and with a sigh of relief, leaned on
her. - Sheet ... Hamshkoe otgode ... - He lowered his head and
began in dismay to learn powerful floor plate. - Me, blink
intellectual in deshyatom generation zhashadili these uzhashnye
zhashtenki ... - He who really just sighed. - And I had them
ugashshal shgushshenkoy ... And w bread, bread and beige ... -
Rabbit completely limp and howled aloud. - I have them
ugoshshal ... I have them in goshti mandibles ... and I do not
zhachem poshlushalshya shovetov deceased mothers, and zhashem I
shkazhal, fluoride someone esht home ... Shidel would sheyshas
in shvoey uyutnenkoy, cushy nogke ... ate to mogkovku ...
shvoimi zhubkami ... shelenkimi zhubkami ... - He ran a couple
of not the first freshness of fingers into his mouth, dug in it
and pulled chip upper left incisor. -#$%'*$##$@#!!! - A
surprisingly clear Rabbit commented on the spectacle. - Okay,
we#$%$@#@@#@#, eshshe pofmogim!
Neuro poshmygivaya, Winnie the Pooh leaning over a battered
card Mohlandii. On the one hand, the castle is strategically
Maneater position at a big intersection, and owning them could
on its understanding levy tribute passing trade caravans. C
other hand, the role of fininspektora claimed too
many. Agents from the surrounding villages reported on the
appearance of in the west best trips Pinocchio. From Report
Znayka, Chef security and strategic intelligence, it followed
that plan to seize the Castle Dragon hatching and Urfin Juce
with his Wooden Soldiers. It is also very alarmed about the
report formation of Ivan the Fool of the new mobile division
oven ...
In general, the situation was very threatening. Only
consoling fact was the defeat of the internal
counter-revolution in the face Rabbit. Bear cub sighed,
remembering those times when they Piglet as a friend came to
visit the Rabbit on breakfast. In addition were always in stock
and honey and condensed milk ... - In confidence rubbed,
crud-roach! - Winnie the Pooh made his decision. - All you have
nothing more to pull, must stop this foe revolutionary people!
In the evening, collect the tribunal and on the morning of his
publicly ... mmm ... Here are just better - to shoot or hang? -
Winnie the revolver head scratched. - Perhaps hang so it will
be instructive. Piglet!
Piglet squealing flew out of the deep armchairs, where he
peacefully rested, remove the fat folds trophy Thompson, did not
opening the tightly screwed-up eyes, frantically pulled the
trigger. - Help! - Piglet squealed, shaking from the impact. -
Alert! - He moved the arc of fire. - Commander and Piglet kill!
Piglet cleverly replaced the empty shop, bumped into a chair,
fell and became completely chaotic water bursts ceiling. K
Luckily for Winnie, cowering under the table, one of the queues
interrupted rope chandelier, which calmed the variance
pig.
And T U T V I N N S P R O C H U R C H ...
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