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KASP'Y2K.
Hi everyone!
In today's edition of my column,
I was asked to consider a new toy put to us from the glorious
city Khabarovsk, from Mr. Slipa and group ACTION
It's about logic adventyure "8OTDEL.
Well, we start? .. Thus, super-actionadventyura (a la view
temechko) 8-DEPARTMENT.
A little history ...
Overcast Saturday morning did not promise anything wrong.
Low, leaden clouds hung over the radio market, carrying a a
huge positive emotions, which have been waiting for all
assembled on this day, "electronics".
I was standing near a table of Max and sipped beer,
reflecting on the theme "for a nove it would shake, "while, as
Max ran through the radio market in search of some chips.
He returned foamy, but happy.
So I immediately went to a frontal attack:
- Max of novya something to eat?
Max grimaced.
- Come on, do not break. We must also check how it is on the
"Krasnodar" works.
Max grimaced even more, but
This, he climbed into his bag ... And this is true
mark!
- Okay, check ... Just watch
anyone ... - He said, handing me
diskette with the modest inscription Microsoft
on it.
I pricked up his ears. The inscription did not bode
anything good (and really reach us, burzhuiny cursed?). Still,
being able to overcome their fear, I put
diskette in your pocket (well, not to give the same
in fact).
And coming home, shoved it in the drive
and pressed the button Run ...
The story is interrupted ... and begins a continuous
8-DEPARTMENT.
So, as I said, 8-SECTION is
logical adventyura, with elements actiona.
You should, running a secret agent
Larry, to penetrate into the heart of the enemy camp and arrest
the evil Doctor-X, who is trying to take over the world (And no
less).
The game consists of five levels (after
passage of each is given the code) and Final
Cut'a. Each level represents
a separate small adventyuru, which runs about ten minutes (if
You know what to do), with some monster at the end (because of
which the level of have to go again and again).
Here, briefly, and the whole plot. And now,
that is called, put on sunglasses and look at it closer.
Manage.
- ... Kill him, kill!
While he was not brought to mind ve
camping world!
- Calm down sick. Who
it?
- Cursor of course! Whom
yet.
(From a conversation with a psychiatrist, PA
ranoidalnym schizophrenic)
Guess what this game of the governed?
That's right, it is controlled exclusively
cursor (in my opinion the most is, th ....
joystick control of all invented) and nothing
others.
I do not know, maybe it was done
specifically to people with anger porazbival their "Pentagon",
"Krasnodar" etc. (At least I have a few
once there was such a desire. Especially in
the last level, which I took time
fifteen) and moved to PC (unless it is
so, for it to kill), or is it
pure and selfless worship this
pagan joystick ...
I do not know.
But I can say one thing ... Do not even say, just turn to
Sliru and his ilk coders: "More democracy in the choice of
management."
We, the simple townsfolk, it is still
under the constitution should be.
Now a bit of philosophical reflection
on health ...
... In a world so fast
changes ... Sometimes I even
do not have time to change clothes.
(From the memoirs of a drug addict
on the change of seasons)
Smoothness is beautiful.
Gently swaying in the wind, the trees.
Slowly running brook. With easy grace of a dashing ashore waves.
All this makes us rejoice in our view, a soul filled with
deep feelings peace. Makes you feel that much more beautiful in
the world more than anything else.
But the smoothness may not only please ...
It still can be annoying ...
May enrage ...
Finally can simply pick
"Tower", with the most severe consequences!
And this is fully implemented this
software.
Come on, very slowly creeping across the screen
name of the game, two podgruzki level before and two after,
boring task of which is impossible to get rid of spinning
pointer "cemetery there," with a cute inscription Game Over ...
All of this can drive one crazy person, even with the stability
psyche "above average". I say nothing of those personalities,
which emit their computers in the garbage disposal as soon as
they bit zaglyuchat.
In short, I would not recommend playing it to people with
weak nerves, mental disorders and those who simply itself is
not responding.
And Mr. Slip, I hope, will do the above, for yourself, some
conclusions on the part of the coding.
And finally ...
Great and mighty Russian language!
He still endures.
(Some of the greats)
Well guys you give!
So much "distorting" the Russian words I have
nowhere to be seen.
I certainly understand that the Russian language
difficult and tricky (he went ... and had a
on it solid triple), and that solid
count - this is not a joke ... But really
your writing there was no one to check. Or
on kraynyak themselves to take the "uncle" Ozhegova
and see how to spell something or other
word. Yes, I admit that they can always
be error (itself not without sin).
But not as much!
In short, in the new year, I wish you find a good editor (aka
Mr. Slip you're better off not even trying to implement their
dream of their own electronic edition ... Zafakayut).
By the way, if you want to back in the hi
someone "send", you should know that
the word "fuck" written by u, and not through
a. Verification "fucking asshole".
On this optimistic note, I would like to finish the review of
the toys and the authors say thank you for being
that it works even bezovsyakih problems
on my "Krasnodar" (and Viper, among
Incidentally, considers it the most "left" of
all possible).
At the end of history, told by me
at the beginning of the "parse" I want to say
that on the Saturday evening, in order to remove
nervous tension, I have accumulated
during passage of this game, I got drunk before the pig
squealing in the morning and felt preotvratno (but a "tower" is
not moved out and it's good).
Summary: Toy cool on the idea (personal
but I took it completely), but
with a very boring shell. Poe
Besides I would not recommend u
host it for people with "weak"
nervous system and various
mental disorders.
At pososhok, for those who despair of its
pass, I give all the codes and levels of Final Cut'a:
2-tier AABBCCDD
Third level ABACADAE
4-tier FADBBADE
5-tier GDGGABAB
Final Cut HGHAAHGH
On this for now.
See you at the "platform".
P.S. News for fans of Babylon 5.
Finally, with a crowbar, and STSa
little bit of luck, managed to break out
code locked door on the second level
no. It looks like another 423.
It is true that turned out to be hidden
behind that door, do not justify the WHO
imposed on his expectations.
P.P.S. Even after writing this article,
I learned that the Viper UPE
Bb sat at my computer and made some
a qualitative adjustments in the notation
envelope of twelve issues. As
he said to himself, in a personal conversation with
me: "If the eleventh number of
You worked well, the twelfth
th will work even ludshe!
Let's see ...
Just a couple of words I would say Disabler / DPL. You're in
the tenth issue of DonNews was careless enough to write that
ZASM V 3.10. Is Lame!
Darling, you simply rushed to conclusions
and this, I think, not a little offended this gorgeous
(according to the editorial board of our newspaper) software.
You write that it takes almost half of the disc ... Right and
what you like - Is a multi-hull ... You
Choose what you need for work and rewrite on a separate floppy
disk. At kraynyak, erase the rest (if you do not want the extra
floppy disk to transfer).
I do not know what a text editor
you are using, but I can say that
set of necessary service functions and usability ZASM editor
surpasses all I have known counterparts (and I tried
a lot of editors). Take at least a function
Paste or settings Setup'a, using
whom work in the editor can do for yourself most comfortable.
The only worthy competitor
ZASM editor'a I think only the Modern
Word, but I personally do not like the external design and some
other reasons. Although judging by Help'u "stuffing"
there is powerful.
And about the large volume editor can tell you that I have
what I need directly to work, took 275
sectors. And let it twice,
What is Modern Word, but I personally
it attracts more.
Therefore, I advise ... Read to Help
it and try a little in it to work. And you will see that it is
not hopeless.
KASP'Y2K.
Special for KrNews.
ZASM editor V 3.10. RULEZ!!!
