ASCII
funny day
(C) NoViS / BrC
from almost a year since died down Izhevsk festival of
computer art ASCII (Alternative Spectrum Compo In
Izhevsk). I remember all of the hard, but
leave such an event happens kotoroe
only once a year and, perhaps, was held for the last time, it
would be sacrilege. Therefore, considerably straining his mind
and all sorts of hook or by crook reviving the memory event,
for someone udavshegosya and for someone failed to oblivion and
out of my life, the day I begin my modest story.
Knowing in advance that such reports in
mostly boring and understood only
contemplating everything that happens with my own eyes, I'm
probably not going to shift, writing vsevozmozhnye literary
invective, and tell everything as it saw me.
For me the festival began on April 27
about 10 o'clock in the morning with a phone call
chief organizer of the actions planned, Mr. Himik's ZxZ (offer
his nickname to change anything there:). As usual, with
unhappy note in her voice and a couple of
skvernoslovnyh vyrazheny (a common thing for
Real spektrumista:)) Himik practically ordered me to collect my
zx-junk and waiting motorcade, which is my stuff taken away in
an unknown direction.
Well, you know, throwing up, I
ran to twist the wire. 15 minutes later zapilikal phone, and in
the tube again there was a "friendly" voice Himikos'a,
burknuvshy something like this (I quote):
"Open the door, ebans ..." It is a pity that he
immediately hung up the phone, otherwise I would know about
a lot of new:) (I almost did not hurt,
Rush needs of victims).
Opening the door, I saw a waiting Sting'a, exchanged
pleasantries with whom we dragged all my humble
property down to where there was a Jeep SUV
Izhevsk production of one of the organizers, who calls himself
in the narrow circles do not except Steep (the storm of
applause). In short, Moskvich-412 was:). Yes, I think, right
should apologize for my somewhat
mocking the story: in other words, unfortunately, can not - not
interesting, but it is not mean that I'm over someone sneer -
just a little bit exaggerating, so that excuse
so ... :)
In the car were three: a Himikos, for
driving - Steep, and God forbid memory, CJ of the
Perm. Himik, lounging like a gentleman, waving his sotikom, and
it all reminded me terribly CC'000 (although I was not there,
but I read a lot), more accesible to Random'a
post party. Well, I, of course, after such associations lybu
squashed all over her face and handed the instrument Steep'u,
which in turn, download it to scrappy
beer and other junk the trunk of his
SUV.
After parting with my zx and gradually
starting to lose hope for his safe return, I said goodbye to
this lovely group, which moved on to collect the equipment in
the city. Well, I went back home to watch Mtv and meet the
long-awaited get-together, a sign of many interesting things.
Unfortunately, my Pentagon (more precisely, it was a computer
Pix'a) never used, but the monitor
even very useful.
As in the past year, the party place
yours truly took hold
well-known in Izhevsk (and maybe where
yet) Sting, bringing along with a
Monohrom'a and another friend. When
meeting at the appointed place, at the store
Old Jupiter, my question is, how many
people had already gathered, Sting happily announced that the
full, and according to his conservative estimate, is already
greater than it was in the past ASCII. I have this fact, of
course, terribly pleased, although in reality, unfortunately,
it turned out that calculations SG too modest as the visitors
turned out to be an order of magnitude less than it was last
year. In the first Day attended by slightly more than 40 people.
On the way to the venue we met had already began to be merry
combined Sarapulskaya-Neftekamsk delegation, which roamed the
surrounding grocery stores in search of alcohol-containing
essential oils (beer there, or another fiery liquid), and yet
they needed the badges, which, apparently, and traded in the
same "Old Jupiter." But mostly, I think
Yet it was the beer. After all, every spektrumist
knows that the party without beer - money to
wind. All this again suggests the
thought that the measures planned to be
interesting and exciting.
Already coming to the venue festivalya, I was very
surprised: after all, in the rules talked about school, and
looking at the building where was destined to happen all over,
the first thing occurred to me - that the building of a
kindergarten, and if not modest plakatiki on the window with
the symbols of ASCII, I personally would just passed by.
School is a small gray two-story building, with narrow dark
corridors and stairwells inside.
Assembly Hall (or maybe it was the gym)
in which everything had to happen to
its size was like a regular class,
but since the school was small and the assembly hall, shorty I
was not surprised.
First of all, once inside the school,
we went into the dining room (by the way, in my estimation, a
dining room was more of the assembly hall) where people sat
eating and treated khalyavnykh (Coffee and noodles, quick
cooking). Well and, of course, familiar to all persons with all
must shake hands, hold a paw
I nepromedlitelno did. Exactly
remember: there were a camera and Surv
Screamer - the elite, as in any way - with them I
greeted in the first place:). After,
sat down with Sarapulsky Merlin'om talking about the campaigns
and battles, of military action (talking about life, discussing
plans and other interesting tyagomotinu:)
Later in the doorway began to emerge with a worried look the
organizers of future action, all those well-dressed in suits -
not what is lazy - yours truly - in the
jeans, sweaters, jackets and dark glasses,
I like a fool (well, I think, thought
many:), did not take off nearly all the parties. In general,
appeared in the doorway of the elite sceners Izhevsk, they are
also co-sponsors and just handsome:), Eastman and Vage (think
of all the know who it is). So, looking round eye
present in the dining room of people, they soon
retired.
After sitting a little more with Merlin'om, I
there was a great desire to look at
party place. After a little searching cherished premise (and I
found it not so quickly as we would like), I contemplated the
place the second ASCII. Honestly,
ono at first glance I was not impressed and even a little
pleased, but Then, lightly poprivyknuv and learn, I
saw it the way it was. Around the middle of the room one after
another, separated by two rows of benches, there were two large
television: one imported (it image was quite clear) and
domestic (middle image). Y far wall, arranged with the
organizers equipment and two huge speakers.
The equipment represented the two Pc and
a Spectrum, which then were displayed all the category. Behind
one of the Pc Himik sat and took work. Process
reception of works lasted very long, several times Pc hangs and
had to reload it. Since I'm in no hurry to donate its buggy
intro, I decided to go outside, where breathing tobacco smoke
and drink beer, almost all visitors. And, by the
same, RTD, the picture which I had placed
high hopes, has not appeared yet, and we must
was his catch on the street, as he
ignorance would be just slipped past the building,
not noticing the signs.
On the street I met almost all of the
RGI, which zapasshis beer was still in
almost sober and interacted with people.
A little later, somewhere emerged not just anybody, and the
"great and terrible" Unbeliver surrounded by people. Still
pretty confident standing on their feet, but judging by the
face, not quite sober, Unbeliver began Kindle
gay people are all sorts of tales. Frankly, I do not represent
his famous sceners. As it turned out
subsequently, such as ordinary boozer and chatterbox, like
many, but not bad thinking and well-suspended (to the right
place:) language. However, apparently this is the very thing
for which him and appreciate the many good guys (read:
sceners).
Soon, the RTD, bringing with them
cherished image that I have not
able to see until the gfx-compo.
Slowly but surely nearing
immediate onset of action, and almost
all the people crowded on the party-place. Someone handed work
of someone just sitting there, and so on. Yielding to pressure
from the Himika, I have handed over their ill-fated intro.
Soon, people were asked to leave the premises in order to
officially enter again, gaining a coveted admission ticket,
vote-sheet and pen as a gift. Changing money on the ticket and
telling your nickname or what it replaces, Sting'u (who was
trusted to produce a census of all visitors), people were
inside. More poor people:) lay in wait for visitors to Survivor
with the camera, demanding to say a few words about myself.
Terrified people:), modestly downcast eyes, muttered
under his breath. Apparently, the camera view results
all in a stupor and binds language.
When all their seats, Himik,
not leaving your computer, announced the start of the festival,
and gone-gone. First, As usual, it was music compo. It was
quite a good job. All works were played by three minutes. After
listening work is asked to set a score obtained at the entrance
of vote-sheet. Vote-sheets were decorated simply, but
tastefully: no unnecessary frills.
After graduating from music compo (original and
copy) was adjourned, and the people flee to the affairs and
dealings.
Gfx compo also brought a lot of quality work. Very often my
hand draws the maximum score (five) of a different picture. In
a word, and this match showed a good level of Artists on the
zx-platform. Of course, it turned out, the leading places were
progressive artists zx-scenes - those who have long been known
for quality of their work, however, and our RTD has taken an
honorable fourth place, had not got just two points, to be
among the top three.
In the 16k intro and demo compo were only
two works. They were not the best, but
important - were.
Order on the party guarding a guard.
Unfortunately, some individuals are too
drank a lot of the fiery liquid, which is why a second day in a
school building has been canceled.
Once all nominations have exhausted
himself, was adjourned for two hours
for counting. All those who wished
submitted their vote-sheets, and began grueling wait. Each
whiled away the time differently. Someone wrote software,
someone relaxed to the music, while others went for a walk.
We RTD, Sinus'om, Sarapulsky
(Unlimited Land Group) and Neftekamsk
(Moderation) guys have done recently.
Having strayed a bit, went into a nearby courtyard
and settled down to listen to soulful songs
performed by Dj Max'a, whose singing has attracted
Important people in nearby houses, which
povysovyvalis from the windows and eaten ...
After a while we all gathered and began announcement of the
winners. Offensive was the fact that all the first prizes in
all categories except the 16k intro, took the Permian
spektrumisty, which had to take the rap for the CJ / TBK. It
was he who got all the prizes and steep diplomas. As usual, we
received an incentive prize and songster Dj Max:).
All prizes are distributed to all states and people
began to diverge.
The second day was held at the "mechanics",
but to go on it I could not, as
that he will still be reported too late.
On the whole festival was normal;
spoiled by all that many abused
alcohol, and it is unacceptable for such
activities.
See you at the ASCII 2oo3!