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LAW sandwiches.
I dropped a sandwich. Butter side down. AND
Then he remembered the forgotten: a sandwich
should always fall butter side down. And why? The answer
suggested itself - to blame oil. More scientific assumptions, I
have not was - the university diploma not a substitute for
knowledge.
But in my butter sandwich lay
thin-thin ... I took a sandwich and
let it fall from a height of five centimeters.
Yes! Oil remained at the top!
-And if you drop the oil down? -Wise
I asked myself, and continued ekspiriment.
When I scraped smeared with butter
parquet, the decision went for itself:
-It is necessary to gradually increase the height and
just drop the oil up!
With a height of ten inches sandwich
fell clean side.
-Great! - Nevlono I cried, and recorded the result of
experience in a notebook.
Pyatnadtsatisantimetrovuyu height sandwich confidently
overcame and clearly lay down on the clean side.
Forty-inch sandwich roll with a marked fall, fell to the
edge, and hesitated, still lay not in oil.
-There comes a critical moment! - Rubbing his hands, "I
whispered.
From a height of seventy seven centimeters sandwich fell
only on the canvas. I dropped it and spread side and an edge,
but the result remained unchanged.
"And if to accelerate? - Whisper
someone in my ear.
I turned around. Behind stood Grachkin. Judging
in his bated breath, he watched
progress ekspirimenta since its inception.
-I figured there - the voice Grachkina. - The speed of
gravity multiplied by the weight of a sandwich ... Let it be
...
Grachkin pounded the keys computer
and we are looking forward to.
-Okay, colleagues - deputy interrupted us. Head Dobrokashin.
- Tomorrow, we see again the salary will not give. A working
day was over, ekspiriment a sandwich will continue tomorrow.
Whole department ... To all brought on sandwich! Science
requires sacrifice ...
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TOWNS.
Cleaner with four decades of experience ready
sweep the currency corridor for any money.
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-What is gerontology?
-It is a science to extend the suffering of our
Russian pensioners.
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Yesterday, a resident of Fufyrinska OL
Treschotkina fielded its candidate
her husband, Ivan Treschotkina Anatolevicha for
door.
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Killed bear's skin is best to divide the mind.
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