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$% Screamer
... [We continue to publish anecdotal
stories on topics stsenovyh events. More
just ask anyone not to be offended at all
nizhenapisannoe and take the word as
joke! ] ...
.. O1 ..
Peter. Cinema 'Rising'. The very beginning of Chaos
Constructions'000. People strongly familiar with each other,
preparing for demoparty. Everything is in place, lacking only
one rights. Representatives of the scenes were whispering
anxiously:
- Where is he, where?
- Maybe not got tickets?
- I guess he changed his mind? Do you remember what he was
last a year CC talking about?
- Yeah, but that's the year he wrote something quite
different ...
But then, the door slowly opened and in the hall crawls
UnBEL! EVER, all ragged, dirty and emaciated, trying to
to his feet under the universal applause. All sides have
showered questions:
- How to get there?
- How are you feeling?
- Well, all right, then get a ticket? Well done!
UnBEL! EVER gets up off the floor, spat on the dirt and
wiping broken arm:
- Come on you all to FIGS! 'Good journey', 'tickets got'!
I walked on foot, ON FOOT!
.. O2 ..
Kristoph complains Justinas'u:
- Damn, this is zadolbal Raver! Even at night in my
nightmares dream!
- Yes? And what say?
- Kaaalinnninngradtsiii, sssdavayteees! Tailed Beast cloak
goes okkruzheeennyy!
.. O3 ..
Prof decided to get a job in the circus. Comes to
Director:
- Hello, I want to work for you!
- Is commendable. And what can you do?
- I swallow a sword length of one meter!
- Uh-uh, yes of 'swallowers' we complete.
- Yes, but my height - 90 inches ...
.. A4 ..
Ironman once took a break from endless rave-parties
and modestly, as a human to watch TV. The next
day to the party shares his impressions with Blade ^ Triumph:
- I decided, therefore, Ronya-Ironman relax and watch
TV-melevizor. Ronya sat and looked ...
All the lads, neistovstvuya:
- Well, what are there, what??
- Sel Ronya and looks. And he sees - God ... heh heh.
Triumph can not:
- Well, tell me, tell me!
- Looks. God ... heh heh. Large-molshoy god. Underneath the
clouds sailing, river flow, land go ...
- And is he??
- And he stands and talks about the weather!
O5 .. ..
Is protection of the Black Crow-2 in the woods and sees -
the tree cuckoo sitting. Defense asks:
- Listen, cuckoo-mother, how I would live?
- Ku-ku.
- A Th is so little else?
- T-r-you still n-n-lucky. I am in favor of-stuttered.
O6 .. ..
Following a departing train on the platform running Surv!
V0r and Screamer. One compassionate man shouted after them:
- Ah, well, what are you! Previously, the house-then get
off it!
- Earlier, before ... For the second day running, Madman!
O7 .. ..
The height of the first day of Chaos Constructions'000. A
few minutes prior to the ZX democompo. In Real Masters has not
yet collected deme. Must urgent to do something. Serg and Vlad
hectic tossed in Search free computer. In vain ...
- Hey, maybe a Random'a ask for?
- Yes, what are you doing? Know how he greedy? It snows in
winter question!
O8 .. ..
Demiurge Ash settled to work in the morgue. He decided to
go to Meet the Arty noonZen'u:
- Tuk-tuk.
- Who's there?
- From the morgue.
- Ah, you're a neighbor, perhaps? ..
- And we have a plan!
- = []
.. E9 ..
Wanted to somehow Phantom Lord to go to the priesthood.
Came to church, and there father to him and says:
- My son, today is your first service. Come and ostakanimsya
celebrated mass.
Well, drink, served. After Mass:
- Well, sir, okay I got?
- All is well, my son, but you made six errors. First:
you do not ostakanilsya and ografinilsya. Second: the robe in
the jeans are not seasoned. Third: a censer should swing back
and forth, and not twirl overhead. Fourth: in prayer, no
mother, but God does not need to mention. Fifth: in the end of
the prayer should say 'Amen' and not use foul language. And
finally, sixth: Who told you that Jesus Christ died in the
forty-third at Stalingrad??
.. OA ..
In the morning, on Sunday after FunTop'98, the venue
party came to check the school director and the right to
Wlodek'u:
- Well, friends, show-ka than you here yesterday without
light doing?
Wlodek'u no choice but to visit with
command of the nearest classroom, in which each party
were a few drunken scenery, who were peacefully snoring and
scratched. Naturally, the director did not like:
- Yes-ah-ah-ah, the device must be changed!
- So I say: must change! Yesterday the whole evening drove,
and they before lunch was not enough ...
.. Ob ..
Once, EA broke the computer. He invited Konex'a to
consult with him. Konex came and decided to immediately take up
case:
- Well, what do you wrong?
- Yes here, sitting yesterday, the track write stud in his
ears picking. All of a sudden - bam! Sound gone ...
.. OC ..
Once on E'97, Copper Feet, decided to show off:
- And here I am yesterday defended his doctorate!
- How? Tell us!
- I'm going, so the store. And then the p-time on I have
two bum from the gateway. 'Papa' - say, 'There's something to
make money? "
- So what? - Asked Rst7.
- Well, I had this sausage breasts covered!
.. OD ..
Gas arrived 13 on Chaos Constructions'000 and from a wild
drunk with joy in hairy snipe. During his gfx compo
itch. Goes along the corridor, and on his way to meet
mirror.
- Op-na! In the picture! How true. Perhaps the conversion
... Yes, it is likely to draw Diver! Here is a pancake with
some drunk make rubbings New Skin. Hmm-m. Drunk, like, famous
people - I think I have already seen somewhere ...?
.. OE ..
Editorial stsenovogo Scenergy magazine has a lot of
Fan ... Although, in theory, it should provide them
information.
.. OF ..
Decided to once after the inauguration of Random CC'000
zakosit a magician. Went to the bag with all collected from
visitors with money, caught the attention of the crowd and
shouting "Hello, ho! " Woolen blanket covered the bag. Bag was
gone.
- Miracle! - Thought sceners.
- Nifiga YOURSELF! - Thought to Random.
.. 1o ..
Go as a LFG +4 d home after CC'000. Go long
tedious, so the guys just stepped on. Then - lo and behold! Was
Fish is simple, has become gold. Potatoes was simple, was
gold. Fungi were common, were the gold ... Barely vodka
'Kalashnikov' saved!
.. 11 ..
Acquainted somehow GD ^ 4D with the girl and invited her to
his home. Sitting, watching television. Girl:
- Tell me, who do you work?
- Well-at. I represent the oldest profession. Sleep over
money.
-: ()
- A Th? Caretaker - normal operation.
.. 12 ..
I wanted to somehow Diver'u dispel boredom and a little army
draw. Took a bag of crayons and went to the parade ground, sat
down and started doing the layout. Draws, draws - nothing
happens. Something is not right. Feels something is missing.
Suddenly sees - to it runs greenhorn, rookie, something waving
in their hands.
- Well, then, do you want?
- Ufff! Izvinitie you forget a magnifying glass!
.. 13 ..
Siril decided to collect his musical group and its good
untwist. Picked up the team, set up a meeting. Comes with
know them:
- Do what you do?
- Singing.
- Will lead singer. So, do you?
- The guitar playing.
- Will guitarist. And who are you?
- Drummer. On a drum to play ...
- FREE!
.. 14 ..
Once again, Serzhsoft'a in the apartment rang. Serzh
reluctantly reached for the phone:
- Ale?
- You fool! - Answered at the other end, followed by
short beeps.
Serzhsoft not confused and typing random number, shouted
phone:
- The fool!
