NIGHT OF THE LIFE-BEATLES FANS
(C) MISKA MOLOKA
The text is devoted to the world famous and cool as eggs,
Boys, known in our circles Thou Vladik / VfNG / jeweller BBS.
Events opisuemye in this text itself does not have 100%
relationships to reality, but based on real fucKtah and have
directly related to the life described by the master.
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"Tso is spatstsa hotstsa - lazily moving his lips squeezed
Vladik dozhevyvaya twenty-sixth pack of Minton. Minton was
delicious, mint and surprisingly useful for all of
Vladikovskogo body. Typically, fifteen packs enough for the
whole night, but not today ...
Installation 98'oy Vind proceeded slowly and deliberately.
"The remaining 45 minutes - for two and a half hour show
vizardovsky timer, and Vlad all procedures Jam. Still - the
last penny from stepuhi went on this precious CD, the where
Vlad wanted his whole miserable life, and now - such beard ...
Raised high above his head with his hairy paw crumpled empty
pack from the Minton, Vladik looked around. Making the few
turns her head 180 degrees clockwise and at the same rate
against the most arrows, an eagle's eyes fell on parked near
RECYCLED BIN with a crooked sign on Inglish: "Zapuzyreno syudy
Vladyslavom Yakubovichem". Of trash bore a nasty foul Shmonov
sneakers and gum, causing the host to the indescribable
ecstasy. Like the young monkey Vladik deftly tossed a pack of
chernevshee opening: "Ah, but still as spatstsa hotstsa!
The timer has reduced its value for another five minutes.
Only for five minutes, which seemed an eternity Vladik. "How
sorry that I do not take into his mouth - a sip of beer right
now would not hurt " - Vlad thought, rubbing her virgin pigtail
misted glasses, every now and then come to the nose. "Go to
hell" - did not stand in his left leg nervishki and flew in the
face with a hairy dog, peacefully dozing among the indelible
socks are washed Vladik not terribly fond of, because they are
so dirty and stink ...
"Chudnenko! - Exclaimed the young genius to see on your
monitor splodgy inscription "By the end of installation of the
remaining 35 minutes," and anticipating the coasts of the mouse
on the INTERNET EXPLORER'u. Spatstsa wanted, I still Minton,
like a woman. No, Babu Vladik not like - he despised these
diabolical creatures not of this world and was proud of his
virginity. Of course, not just the remnants of his male
hormones made themselves felt, when the next sexy JPG'shka
appeared on his propeller, but Vlad is limited to two or three
strokes of the up-down, right hands, then groaned and moaned,
blowing thick mucus - this it was enough.
And now he was skutsno. Cursed Wind - she felt
his patience. Out of the house, hanging on the wall, climbed a
wooden cuckoo and hoarsely kukuknula four times. Yes, it was
4:00 am - Installation 98'oy Vind continued ...
"How spatstsa hotstsa - Vladik raised his skinny ass to
sloppy chair, serves as a support to its members, and sauntered
lazily to the point. Gently lower your cobs into a hole, right
hand, he groped and pressed MAGIC-loaf. Jet rusty water gently
caressed and tickled his ears numb, gave courage to a tired
mind, invigorates and refreshes. Snorting and spitting Vlad
continued basking in the jet that indescribable freshness for
as long as the will of God he began to choke. Wet my pants and
noticeably cheerful, he returned to his room: "Ulala, now
spatstsa not hotstsa "- he cried, and adjusted his glasses.
"Until the end of installing the remaining 25 minutes" -
Vlad was in ecstasy. Suddenly, he presented on the site timer
bipedal matroshku, that after 25 minutes will belong to him
alone. "No women! "- reminded him of the voice over. Something
fascinating drunk was in that voice, but not for Vlad.
"Until the end of the installation down to 20 minutes - a
timer, more and more stirred the imagination of poor. He began
the erection and he could not resist ... Lightning its lock is
rusted and stubbornly refused to resist the rapid onslaught of
gnarled fingers and pliers. Had to use scissors and cut the
proper hole. My brush with, All!!! " - Vladik cried when he saw
his PCyuk. After that, everything was as usual ...
"Until the end of the installation is left for 10 minutes -
the timer is no longer worried about Vlad, bleeding, and then
mud, he obvis in his chair, his hands clutching convulsively
PC'yuk. HDD indicator blinked savagely, sending impulses to the
already sodden cerebellum Vlad. As fascinating was the little
flashing of red lights. Long flash-long-long, short-short-short
... "SeOeS - pierced subconscious Vladik crazy oil - Save
our souls. My Windu need help. I'm coming to you, my dear! "- A
tremendous effort of his iron will, he jumped to his feet, like
professional boxer.
The hammer was found not once, but better late than never.
"This All zvukovuha "- not kontrolliruya their actions, with
Vlad rage leopard hit card. Crackling and creaking rending
Boards hurt rezanuli to gentle locator youngster. "SeOeS" -
continued to demand retribution sick brain ...
"Mouse!" - Describing an arc of 2 * PI radians, hacking
device vmyal the poor animal to the table. The middle button
and jumped, breaking glasses, Vlad has hit in the right eye,
leading him into a rage. Imagination pictured him invincible
hero, such as Duke Nukem'a what-if: blow, another blow - and
the enemy was crushed to bloody pieces of plastic.
"SeOeS - HDD light fired the mind, led the members in
Fighting traffic, drunk clouded his mind. "Mast
Give "- diskovert 3.5 crumbled to pieces, leaving the mind only
seductive head. "MUST DIE!" - The hammer fell on an invaluable
body of ...
Then Vlad again stared at the light bulb. Buffeted glasses
hanging on the tip of a long nose and prevented watch.
Adjusting them, Vlad looked at a light bulb again - "mission
complete" - was signaled in his subconscious, and he dropped
the hammer, it hurts fallen on the little finger of his right
leg.
"Until the end of the installation remains 30 seconds" - a
tired show timer. The cuckoo clock and climbed out of a hoarse
Cook kukuknula 7 times.
It is impossible to convey the sweet shiver ran through the
body Vlad. Pleasant cramps covered all his limbs, heart
filled the unearthly love, soul embraced peace. A nightmare
icchez and glasses stood in front of a harsh reality, this
apparent paradise. Outside, the sun rose and Vlad for the first
time in its short and useless life realized how beautiful it
is.
Early birds have already begun to smear his windowsill,
soaking up the the first ray of the rising sun. It was so
beautiful this morning! Fresh air stirred up feelings swirling
in Vladik, and he cried. It was not a cry of horror - it was a
cry of joy and madness joy!
"Installation Complete" - Vlad gathered his perspiring
chumadan and, moving his ears and ran to the university. Soon,
in 2000 and then Once again we witness the wild joy of a young
mammoth, but it will be a different story ...
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TU BI KANTINUID ...
