Banter "ENERGY"!
(C) SERGEY STURM
ZX-LEGION
How many great things
only be made for
In order to fix
small errors.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Banter from all previous numbers ENERGY.
The main banter and all of the same first
room.
1
Place
Editor ENERGY, ie I decided to make some
add charm to the newspaper began to publish it with
the second number. This small little joke
not turned into a scandal when numerous readers of the
newspaper began looking for the missing (non-existent) number.
For example, in Minsk a perenek still no doubt that the first
issue was published and he will find. KVAZAR of RUSH greatly
offended by me when I was face to face "delighted"
its news about the nonexistence of first issue. "We have all
your ENERGY Gomel searched for" those were his words. Called
from Novopolotsk, Borisov, Grodno - learned about the first
number. ENERGY searched in Minsk. AND More like looking for ...
But the very cool "oblamalsya" coder ENERGY - SPECTRE, when
later day after the newspaper learned that the left
not the first issue he thought a second.
Funny joke went. Do not you think ...
2
Place
The second number (it is also the first date of issue) and
the first serezdny banter. In section ..... The price list at
the address specified tag "Newspaper X-FILES", and not as it
should be "Newspaper ENERGY". This is due to the fact that
advertising offers I got from the first, unsuccessful issue of
the newspaper X-FILES and forgot to fix mark on the right. Here
is how in fact happen.
3
Place
3-e place in our category with the greatest
modesty again, I give myself. In the sixth
ENERGY room under MORTAL cOMBAT I write in jerked the creators
of the same game group CODE BUSTERS instead MAFIA. And like not
quite a fool, and such vytvoril. It is a shame and a pity the
authors. Take this opportunity to offer my deepest apologies to
the authors of the game SLY and DEN for my mistake.
4
Place
Eighth edition and the section from the author ".
If not carefully peruse
text, it may be possible not to notice a slight shift in the
psyche of the author section (Referring to Sec. Editor). Why at
that moment he had such glitches with the head is not entirely
clear. Frankly write (drive) over the fact that he ... (Even no
key is pressed is written) ... In short, if you want to know
who thought themselves at the time Sec. Editor ENERGY take a
look at number eight, the very first chapter.
5
Place
If you do not look hard-ka in the ENERGY
Room 9.75 in the "News" and look closely at the text
formatirovku (Especially at the end).
And of course the biggest and bold
banter - this is the first issue of ENERGY!
