Attention!
Most Funny and very artistic! This
for you! With this number we have called
Category "Fence." If you know a cool,
Fresh anecdotes, if you love to draw
Cartoons - create and vysylaye their masterpieces to our office
marked "SPECIMEN".
Good luck!
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Man comes to his wife in the hospital, and
to meet him and the doctor says.
- Your wife died of cancer.
- It's her favorite pose.
- No, you did not understand her lungs in the holes
- Well the doctor you flatter me.
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From the diary of the Chechen terorista on vacation
Monday: boring.
Tuesday: the neighbor boy killed my dog.
ENVIRONMENT: I killed a neighbor boy.
Thursday: neighbor boy's parents are threatening to kill me.
Friday: I killed the parents of a neighbor boy.
Saturday: whole village is looking at me askance.
Sunday: got up early cut all
aul.
Monday: boring.
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Do not say that we do, and we nebudu
say where you go.
from the conversation Spektrumista and PC.
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Expelled
spinning out
swimming pool
- For what?
- For what
Ssali in baseyn
- Since all
ssut.
- It does not
svyshki.
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Edet Drunk
the bus
keeps
hand glass
vodka
ochem and a
think of
interior is
jig.
- Fares, tolls
suited to being drunk.
- For the ride.
Man:
- Oh, the fare!
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