GORSHYRZY
OR a story about where you would NEVER
They did not want BE, BUT OTHERS YOU THERE
Would love to see.
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History remade with Georgian folk custom of eastern tribes
'Gogi' a modern twist using local words and expressions. The
author would not want to claim the Oscar for Best Direction, as
an innate modesty prevents him from even thinking about it ...
8:03
- Damn this tie!
In fact, not only this, but many More
others have fallen under my arm with a two-hour
ago. But nothing crazy, I did not want
I'm just wanted to tie the damn thing
tie and all!
-Yes to fail the one who invented it!
Do you know what I usually think, saying this
to the teeth with memorized phrases (not really picked up
with the epithet, but I hope you understand me)
and I think about the small extent of my
leave, that simply does not allow me to find
this ... this man and make him personally to tie his own
contrived thing. Yes, dammit! ..
In the meantime, I threw away another
exhausted his tie and walked into another room, where he got
out of the closet prigotolenny specially for the occasion.
These me tying my Nancy, who lives nearby. Her hands were like
a set up in order to tidy up this integral part of my
appearance. However, its ability to just that and ended, and
that was the main reason that I was forced to
ably reject the day of my suggestions have already
five years. My present position I and
well suited, not counting one problemki,
and career bachelor I did not seem as
too dark.
A few minutes later, I quietly walked along the road leading
to the native building our company ...
8:27
Getting up in the elevator with the other employees,
I began to moral training to the next
insane day. Passing by his secretary, I once again had to
compare two vozmozhmost poles of feminine beauty, one of which
was Nancy, the other - Christina. Unfortunately,
can not give her name, because only
something to remember her name took me about six months, and
its clever name I would be remembered for life, if time does not
abandoned these attempts.
- Good morning, Mr. Vladimir.
O, it is me.
- Hi, Chris. How are we to the "front"?
She told me that some began to say, but I do not
began to rape her memory (in principle the
same information, sorry for no additional comments yet, will
soon be on my table), and lowered his gaze to riches
gift to her nature, and improved the surgeon who in all his
splendor I already met a year and confess
sin was complaining about his work, which offers such amenities.
When her beautiful mouth carefully took its original position,
I realized that it is over and we can leave my
eyes favorite place.
8:45
Honestly, I love my office. Each
again, going into it in my head fly
Classical lines, I do not remember what the author, but they
sound like: "It all that leads me to him ... "Y-yes ... How
usually, a little thinking about what attracted the author, I
leisurely walked to the window and closed it. Glancing at my
watch, I found that to "dump" left quite a bit ...
From the office of Mrs. Sophia, the one on the floor above,
exactly at 8:48 am there is always something flying, but
because, under an open window, lighter things attended me, and
I can say, I love to clean, I had to cover for while the
windows, until today of the day ... And today, flew down almost
new phone, a small communication device,
like what I have to Christine, and three
pencil, one of which hit a mine
window.
After waiting a minute, I opened my defense, and
fresh breeze courtesy, he brought a couple of sheets of
small amount of melted vniz.Eto
was a flagrant violation of the schedule! I had to stick his
head and shouted upstairs: - Lady Sophia, now you have exceeded
the norm! Top I immediately responded:
- Many apologies, Mr. Vladimir, but AEs Tonight is a special
day! - What is it special?
Then she said something about the evening
newspapers, and I wished that the last word
it was for me, warned her about possible
implications of these "faults", and then sat down
in his favorite leather chair, and began
diligently wait for my secretary to
volnuyushim my report.
It took a good two minutes before Chris
changed her hair, picked up for me to list
news, and prepared my morning coffee,
and later appeared before me. I took out
her beautiful pink hand folder, after, telling her something
very much like a compliment, What made her blush a little face
and immediately go to her, saw her eyes to the door and
immediately began to savor their coffee. Open the folder, I
drew attention to the fact that instead of the usual "...- news
"was waiting for me some evening paper with original
name - "B. .. b", alas it is all that I
to parse.
- Chris, sounds like the original title
this newspaper, and in general, why I have volstvie satisfying
to see her, rather than the usual "... news"? - I said,
cleverly mimicking anger. - I think the article is circled in
red, QS Jette interest you. "...- News "you will find Dete by
the newspaper" The Bill ". Her voice sounded like a typically
smooth and pleasant. Finally saying something concludes I
returned to the examination papers to have elucidated the name
...
9:00
In the office came a lady, whose age is hiding behind the
folds of garments, and I immediately realized that the original
article "The Birth of the area Moddor" have to be postponed
until more appropriate times. My next action
was the discovery of the bottom drawer, which gradually sank
nedochitannaya newspaper, sharing space with other lying there
and hoping for their early reading. - What are you interested
Pani ...- I did pau memory needed to know her name, even
though I knew that anyway forget it.
- Alan.
Her voice was soft and not at all approaching
her appearance. However it looks like byvlo unknown: awful big
hat to cover up his hair combed back and gathered in "a tangle"
(otherwise I can not call it) with the brim of his hat hung
impenetrable for someone else's view of the veil (I wonder, can
She also wore glasses for half his face?), went on a great
coat, like a larger size, because of what he did "sit" or
"lying." And this is when the street about 20 Celsius!
- ... Mrs. Elana. - Is finally finished, I
your question.
It seems it is generally the first time entered the
God's light, as began to refine
its not complicated name.
- The passport I have written as Ilan, but it
name not like my friends and I cross over to Alan. But in the
passport, I still Ilana. In-m.
Yes, my worst fears were in sight, especially when it is
stretched uttered the last word. Surely it vlipla in a story
with your friends ... Um ... She have friends?
- So what do you want?
Next I listed a list of my services, though, I think she's
already heard it from my secretary. By the way, and why Chris
was not reported on the visit of this lady? - Understand ...
You see ... Well, now I still have tears were not enough.
-... That's all it is! I have nothing to blame!
Lord, do it again! But when will they
understand that a private investigator in the office opposite!
But I politely said: - Excuse me madam. I would not like ... -
Yeah I would not want my eyes b you do not
seen - ... break your candor
but I must disappoint you that I'm not doing this kind of work
and ... -I know everything, but you helped my sister Lisa, and
I ask you to help me as well ... I'm sure she "gave away a
tear, but her voice in any case was very similar to crying. A
Here mention the name of her sister was very
inappropriate, at least on this
all and play. Where did I know, whose sister
I served, and someone - no! Oh, where is Christina, when she is
so I need! A few more sobs made me
say a phrase that has become a transition to an exposition of
it to her, apparently, not entirely successful life ...
10:40
When she finally left, I, with pleasure, yawn! Throwing aside
Waterlogged notebook with the name of visitor, as well as
redkosnoy her biography, I came out of the office.
The kind that I found I did not expect
see!
My Chris calmly asleep at the workplace
and did not pay attention to me.
And no matter how it sounds, but I had it
wake up and demand an explanation.
- The lady in the glasses ...
I allowed myself to smile - she was still
and glasses ...
Chris then tell about what this lady
knowing that here is my office, wanted to quickly
see me, but my clever Christina her
Of course not blank and specify a number of bureaucratic
issues, she, in turn, something broke in front of her, and
appeared smell forced Chris to sleep.
Thus, it is clever, the Ilan. Looks like it
by I'm a little mistake ...
12:30
Frankly, at this time I am very
slept for an upcoming boring evening, and
you, dear reader, I suggest to get acquainted with
history, which told me Alan, or
as it is there ...
In short, it is as I expect, was not
immune from a small drag of the opposite sex, and even in the
middle colonies Left regime, referred to as simply "SCHOOL"
she liked a Saleg obviously Jewish. He, of course, is not
paid her any attention, because I wanted to be released very
good learning and all sorted out. She took lessons in flirting,
but probably it not very lucky with the teacher, because
its attempts to respond at all those people.
Next I formed the following
picture. In this institution did not weak
guy in love with him (of course not
Our main character, whose feelings toward
above described blockhead were a little more simple passion ...
in general it is not began to change the subject of their
experiences) the primary mission of the class, which is already
year reach for more kefir company. But
this was cool! And not paying attention to Miss, and she,
probably wanting to cause jealousy, began walking with another
guy - first, who turned a hot ruku.I as
not trite, but it was Saleg ... Ilana rebelled and made sure
the meeting newly-minted love pair. Broke into room in the
style of Othello, she "fumed and raged" All that came to hand.
The first subject was still warm corpse Salega. On his face
remained a nice smile ... You're wrong if you say that its
The next step was an immediate escape,
away from the crime scene. No! This
cutie took a nearby rag from the next room, and carefully wiped
his fingerprints. Of course remain with the corpse of her very
not hungry, but thirsty to know the culprit was in it so high
that immediately after supper, morning she came to me. Trying
make less noise she had to persuade Chris to sleep ...
As normal avenger she suspected in the death Salega Karina
(the name of the young miss class), and blended into the case
and Karina adored the guy. That is the picture
in her view is as follows: Karine tired
Saleg, and another came to the beauty of the existence of her
lover, and together they made it ... Now I took a deep breath,
and follow him, the same breath, tell me, I woke up. To be
honest, I did did not understand in this poetry that I listened
to hours five years ago. Interestingly, even though she herself
is aware that I write out of one's own head? .. But in any
case, I have to go to bar, where you usually Karina, and
specifically ask her about her affairs in the night ...
And while I still have a rest!
15:00
Do you know the reader a sense of when
your pocket jingle neatly folded
paper money, where the ease of the soul and
clarity of thought are forcing you to go to the brilliant
deeds, when the outside weather is fine, and that motivates you
to do something nice to everyone ... Ah!
What a wonderful feeling!
So: finance, I had to zero, the
soul crushed my cat, and clarity of thought and was not seen
because I'm really wanted to sleep on top of everything outside
was rain, and in general the mood was worse does not happen ...
And that day I had to go into
a place where I could meet Karina,
and it is already at the end of the city!
- Here, that they are all failed!
Basically I'm under "all" had this job, and
for the hours I really wanted on my
door sported the words "private detective", and on the opposite
- the name of my profession. Maybe then people would got
where necessary.
Grab your favorite black umbrella I left
on the street. Approaching the tallest building standing not
far away, I finally came to a goal his puteschestviya.
15:58
- Maybe this will refresh your memory?
With these words, I put another batch of ice cream in front of
him. For five minutes, as I squeezed out of him about Karina.
To tell the truth, it is too long waiting for him, had already
started to show I was out of balance.
While I knew little about her: where she lives,
are with her parents that she loves to dress,
is, how and with whom to sleep and ...
- I am her lover! ..
Huh? .. I did not hear right? He said that he is her lover? ..
That's cool! Damn! The first person I meet in the bar - her
lover, and he seems happy about it. And he accidentally ...
- And I'm her last! "- With pride for cross BOJ he concluded.
Then there are possible options: either that Ilan got it
wrong, or this guy overeaten ice cream (that is, I think it all
blue).
Reflect on me did not give Karina
appeared surrounded by some sort of a bodybuilder - is one such
a solid biceps. And this certainly thought about their unity.
I left my pleasant companion, leaving it to turn blue on, and
went towards another man, who, with a sinking hearted look at
her. Yes, I forgot to tell you about the appearance of my
suspect! Her long shiny black hair waves
fell with her beautiful head and covered those parts of its
well built body that is unable to close her short dress (and
it's great!) drew the bottom of the great legs, looking at that
you dream about, to cover their his kisses, and then with
renewed energy to move towards a goal ... - Maniac!
And a second later on my cheek burns imprint of someone's
hands, once again proving that creative types need to better
control yourself ...
So, my random friend quickly moved toward the exit, Kareena is
still in the center of attention, her suitor still stupid
smiles around, and the old man, with a sinking heart, was
sitting at the table, since the form there was clearly better.
- Is not it a good woman? - I asked
He came close at last.
- Oh, yes sir! -As if with regret "he said
and a little later added .- I was her lover!
Damn! What, again! This is similar to
tradition (at that moment I felt
not good). Yes I get information about
it from a disinterested person?
Saying something to him in farewell, I went to
the bar and asked for something refreshing. Sipping something
that I poured, I re- examined the room.
Deciding to seek information from the female half, I went to a
small cluster nearby, although I predicted to myself that they
perhaps it is also his mistress.
In general, what the hell I came here and picked up this
thing? this is painfully familiar question is increasingly
tormented me ...
20:13
No, no, I'm all right! .. But this
the same nightmare. One great healthy harem
even out the dog, which lies at the door
on a clean rug, do you think she's here
something to protect, like hell! She - her lover!
I was already beginning to roil. This preposterous thing for
which I am here - yes I did not one step closer to him not!
The last effort I made my way to Karine.Ona
turned around and gave me a very familiar
look. I did, albeit a little wet (I
later realized to stay in the bar more
light clothing), but still retained
sober thinking, accustomed started dating, while remaining
unabashedly serious with a pleasant smile on his face ...
20:26
And I'm a genius!
Can someone wants to protest me?
Let me explain: no sane person does not
go to war in the field without reading the report,
prepared for him by his secretary, and
Suddenly there's something you did not know?
And if this material has been prepared my
Chris? Ha! Yes, I had just vyzubrit what she gave me! ..
In general, we are talking about the article in the newspaper
"Bill," dedicated krasnym.Rodilsya the area is not a child of a
woman, not a mouse from a cat, not a calf from the cart, but
very funny celebration in which perechislinnoe above
taken as fact. And speaking of normal
words, then ...
I remembered that look at Karina, no dark glasses and an
impenetrable veil could not hide it from me! Of course, it was
the same one who appeared to me like Ilan!
Of course - it was a joke ...
And I would have hanged himself in shame, if not
learned about a lot of other been played!
But it would seem. Well, that such a serious in the words:
"First of April is transferred for tomorrow "...
much later
I often think back to the den.I, I confess, I am glad that I
played. At least I now read everything that brings me, Chris,
and all that lay in the drawer I read. We Ilan (it's on people
- Alan) is now very similar (even very close) friends. And
Nancy, as usual at my house occupied an important matter ...
But I will not disturb anyone, because now I went to Diana (one
of the "mistresses" Karina) - we have much in common with her,
and now I will be with her small conversation minutes, dtsat,
but very delicate and sensual. After giving necessary
instructions, Chris, I leisurely took off his tie and neatly
put it on a chair (why crush such a thing?), then
I went to Diana, who had already settled
on a wide sofa and waited for our hot
interview.
And I never made to wait for Mrs. ...
*
P.S.
All that you have read the above, it was
recall and recorded, and of course
invented by me.
P.P.S.
Because to judge the quality of
above, it is very difficult, I
I hope to get a letter from a
concerned that some races
kazom person. Who knows, maybe someone
want to see a sequel.
Or vice versa, for anything in life
this does not see ...
On the sim all ...
all as your
C. Michaell
from 11.9 to 10.10 96g.
