REVIEW novelties TOYS
Black Maria
nbVse characters invented by accident, any coincidence as
accidental. Or not?
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Today we look at perhaps the most
long-awaited game of 1997 - Black Hog. ((C) Coder Feeg).
AF> So you're a reindeer with
wings, white and pupyrchity, and tochkovatost you have some not
so.
It appeared in our town recently (2/18/1998), the whole line
here this license with a pretty nakleechkami, scratches and
personal numbered 12,287!
Toy really happened -
there's nothing stuknesh - otlazhnoe
intro, overcomplete description, milking capacity
Strategy and otglyuchny final - these are just
few of its advantages! Perhaps the need to
say that in her 32 levels (15 minutes each;) - 16 from
individuals and exactly the same, by the bugs.
The game is sold at two to four disks, the contents of which
are strictly classified. To start the game you want to insert
first disk yellow, and exactly 15.35 seconds through the disc
Black, without removing the first. Now the disks are
- They can throw or hang on the wall, you are no longer needed,
since game enrolled in ROM. At the request of the program
insert the second disc of attention can not
pay and always respond uniquely -
nod. If you have got wheels
other colors, we are pleased to inform you that you are using a
pirated copy. Turn them into license is quite simple: paint
them own sex paint in color
Flyweight - the color scares burdalakov
from your peasants. The remaining two discs
can be used for its intended purpose - zaformatirovat, since
sold to increase the relativistic mass program.
For shipment status you can use a regular DUR-DOS disk,
folded, and if you want to use the top-secret operation drive,
do not forget to cut it in circles - downloading will go much
more fun (And how much joy it will bring to you!).
Shipments only 8 per decimeter width of the disc.
We think that you will not without the help of our
detailed recommendations failed to start
game, because it goes further information
the levels (we play for people, we ponimash, patriots, however):
1. Assignment:
Build a complex of seven brothels
homes.
> Make it easy. Find nearby
watch, and your problems will disappear along with
zolotishkom from it.
2. Assignment:
Go (wade) border the river and
search enemy pagers.
> Look for the watch again. If not found,
mean, however, all klevenko (in the sense
well). Generally speaking, why do you need a pager -
Cell "fones" a hundred times more comfortable.
3. Assignment:
Detect enemy outpost (and who
she?) and raze it for yourself.
> One of the milking capacity levels! We advise you to make
the peasant supply Strength and lesobilku, fruit (well, after
doing a peasant woman will go very a) nehotentsev and
hryuchnikov; sapgreydit hryuchnikov and forget them in the
forest: the so- there is a strong likelihood that they
otopyut more attacks and does not exist. Well
If you still can not pass it -
contact us: for a purely nominal fee ($ 100), we'll give you a
shipping with nemeryayannnym amount of gold and wood
near Warsaw by self.
4. Assignment:
Burying Bridges and pee horny bug from the island Sryun
that the Canary Islands.
> Compared to the previous level'om
- It's like Baby Dry EfFerAlkash multiplied by the dog (who?):
Death is inevitable bugs! (Go yourself! - We did not succeed).
5. Assignment:
Breaking from Svetlitsa Prince Svyatoslav, Ibn Basil (aka
rooster, he is Chief, he's a good lad) and make
him in prison (he nahryukalsya, as you know-NIL, its up to the
house to house).
> Net strategy! (Gold = forest = 0)
Beware of bone setters, Kostolomov, rukohvatov, svyatoborov and
all companions with him do not take, to walk more throughout
the lads or three (bubbles and butterscotch buy from us).
6. Assignment:
Has protected farm near Dikanka, it was built in the smithy
on the horns of the enemy.
> Well here advise? Oh, nothing!
Who's the strategy? You or they? Almighty
the human mind must win!
7. Assignment:
Waking up in the morning - pray! Maybe
on the village and no one will attack ...
> Most importantly - do not panic, but
more quickly to press Claudia 'Z' and
find the second part of the squad. Next -
matter of technology! By the way, horsemen - Comrades
positive.
8. Assignment:
Strength is not enough for bugs, and have
you it is not less than (moget be a moget and
not be ...).
> Kataperdy! Here krutnyak! Without them, how
neither the amplitude nor syudy. Be especially careful with
them - and their possible chance ditch, and in the melee they
hilovaty.
9. Wow! Probably enough for today!
And then you directly interesting to play
become. According to our blunders, the most downhole levels -
3, 9, 10, 12, 13. Time spent on the passing game: 23:16
on the internal clock. On the outside -
dlinnnye besssoonnye nooochi behind a computer ...
Yes, I almost forgot to say that the first
games in Cheboksary were YeTi, which
played for the people, and Yonder, which cut respectively for
bugs.
But his pohozhdeniyahmi in this wonderful game you can share
with all our readers - it is enough to send to our postal
or ZXNet-ovsky address such pshikoshny
I've found - a description of your adventures. The most
original description, we will publish in our newspaper. We are
waiting for your letters. Main
DO NOT BE SILENT!
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p.s. Especially for those who have not rode
in all this rigmarole, which we here you
pile up. The following dictionary
word to the left - the notion of the text,
word to the right - the human explanation
word to the left ...
Absolutely clueless Dictionary
absolutely useless concepts
useless upotrebnyh in siey tekstuhe
for pritormoznutyh goloveshek ver0.0
Bugs Khungi
Watch mine
Coder Feeg Copper Feet
DurDos TR-Dos
Kataperdy Catapults
Klevenko Huzhee not happen
Peasant farmer
Horsemen horsemen
Chiropractor Bonecrusher
Strength Fortress
Lesobilka Sawmill
Nehotentsy Infantrymen
Otglyuchny inevitable
Otlazhnoe Realtime Calculated
Pagers Rangers
Rukohvat Poloz
Well Khrenova
Shitty Good
Hryuchniki Archers
Mr.SiMM, YeTi, Maddy Vins / PhF