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A good gift pripodnesli builders students
Kukuyev village. Instead of the scheduled opening of school
September 1, it is postponed indefinitely
CO-OPERATIVE bins are now installed in Zamuhryanske. Cover
such a urns called for 10 cents.
WONDERFUL doctors work in a self-supporting hospital. Basil.
Thousands of patients he returned the money after they failed
to cure.
Raid on a bank occurred in Kishmarinske. Injured
15 people out of 20 who were in the bus, which struck the angle
of bank.
Mad Money is an engineer Tryasobryuhov. Every
time he receives his salary, he comes
furious.
On hunger strike student navel. Because nothing is there.
Elixir of youth set up at the plant "Himsnim.
If you drink alcoholic solution of this elixir, it is
as the child begins to crawl on all fours, drooling, peeing in
your pants and remember my mother.
With a knife - ON TIGERS! For many years now walks with a
knife on a resident tigers Hohmogorskoy of Stepan
Zhivopyrkin. But out of the fight is always without a scratch,
as the tigers in this region are not found.
CULTURAL NEWS. Unusually finished touring
Bolshoi Theatre in America. All artists have returned
home.
