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Father reads his son the night tale:
- And here comes from the forest goblin ...
- Who the hell?
- Sleep, damn it!
Vodka "Pinocchio." Feel like firewood.
Advertisement:
"I am looking for a guinea pig." Experienced rabbit.
Grandma says Grandpa:
- It seems we will have kids.
- Well, tomorrow, after the pension ...
Stands a man with a hangover in the mirror and sees himself.
Then he says: - All people as human beings. And I - as handsome
as a god!
Two grandmothers watched the film "Star Wars", and
an interest in the other:
- And who are the "Jedi"?
- Oh, it's a cross between a Georgian with a Jew.
Russian and the Englishman argue over whether someone
language better. Russian:
- What do you have the curve of the language, even to conjugate
verbs do not know how. We take to be: I'm, he is, we are -
solid mess.
Englishman:
- Sir, but because of your language is the same problem. Take
the verb "go": I pofigachil you rowing away, We keel, they
priperlis ...
Near future. In the den of drug addicts zhenschinainformator
announced over loudspeakers: - Dear drug, as well as the
mourners, I repeat, that glitch "Bavarian Express" comes only
from the second track! "
There are two friends, a computer technician.
- Are you connected to the Internet?
- How did you guess?
- In your eyes.
- What, are smarter?
- No, the red ...
Lieutenant Rzhevskii goes after the ball onto the porch and
yelling:
- The driver!
Cabbie responds:
- Aegeus!
- At Muznetsky Coast!
- At Vuznetsky post? Crusts sopeek!
- Crusts sopeek? Yes I am for crusts sopeek on zholoy gope
doedu!
Attention! On the roads, a new kind of perverts -
GIBDDtsionisty!
Sobering-up call:
- To you Sidorchuk today did not bring?
- No.
- And do not bring. I'm at home today Buch!
