Adventures SHTIRLITSA AND OTHER ADVENTURES Borman
CHAPTER FIVE
At the Pentagon Shtirlitsa not allowed, as he did not try to
break the door with his heels.
"Bastards" - thought Stirlitz and sent his Skorokhod the
Capitol.
-Stirlitz, and you may speak on the issue? - Before Stirlitz
was painted girl pleasing appearance in mini-skirt.
Russian intelligence thought.
-I am for, but still come in, - he said, taking the lady's
arm and leading to the Capitol.
-Your ticket! "- An unprecedented doorman stood across the
door and prevented the entrance to their plump shiny torso.
-Ham! - Stirlitz boiled over, and the doorman somewhere gone.
"And the next time do not interfere when I'm with the lady!"
- Shouted dogonku departing porter Stirlitz.
In the Capitol there was a suspicious tishina.Tam was
cool and smelled of French perfume and toilet.
Stirlitz almost in tears, so much friends
struck him as corridors and dark transitions (of course,
with ropes), the Capitol.
"As in the Reichstag" - thought he blew his nose on a velvet
carpet. Long, greenish Snivel lurking next to a fresh cigarette
butt "Belomor.
-Come to my room - said Stirlitz taking a lady
around the waist with both hands. Left, he felt the barrel
"Beretta" and a lot surprised. The lady frowned and climbed up
to kiss. Beretta had fallen and bumped noisily on the stone
slab marble floor.
- Madam, you have a gun fell out, - said Stirlitz
choking prohloroformennogo kissing and squeezing
lady's waist.
"Damn" - thought Madame .- "It does not take Shtirlitz'a. We
must consult with the chief."
Stirlitz, of course, knew the Romanian-Bulgarian
spy Helena curtain. She tried pereverbovat him for the eleventh
time.
-Stirlitz, I must go, - she gently prochirikala
flew off the window with a secret parachute.
-Departed - said Stirlitz and went looking for someone to
live.
*
Chief of intelligence and counterintelligence, Mr. Gary
Thompson sitting at a table covered with bills, and missed. His
lazy eyes eagerly followed the movements of the time
arrow on the dial of the peeling old German clock. The minute
hand on the clock was not. Clock, crackled boring ticking and
the arrow slowly approached six o'clock in the evening. Mr.
Thompson idly looked out the window and spat on the floor. The
evening promised to be fine.
Suddenly the clock hissed and light podvyvaniyami
recaptured six strokes. Mr. Thompson, not looking
roads and on the go thrusting his feet into black and white
boots, rushed out of the Capitol.
-Stand - stood on the stairs Stirlitz with sullen face, and
not quite indifferently looked at Thompson. Tom was frightened,
but nevertheless, he stopped and asked:
-Do you want me, dear?
-To you, - said Stirlitz, immediately going on
"You" unilaterally.
A-ah - Thompson was unable to say anything
and only showed on the clock.
-Come in your room - said to polite Stirlitz.
-Come on, - "Thompson said, realizing that he was doomed to
night sitting in the Capitol.
-You're the chief intelligence, right? - Asked Stirlitz on
the way study. Thompson thought about forty minutes and answered
yes.
-Well, I - Stirlitz - and Stirlitz took out a bottle of
vodka, jejunum, herring and three cans of corned beef. If a
stew Thompson wanted to jump the window, but Stirlitz
obligingly locked him and the hanging curtain.
Ah, Stirlitz! - Thompson rolled his eyes dreamily.
For zaverbovanie Shtirlitsa Lyuyubimy chief promised to
permanently their camp secretary, three wheels on a Porsche and
new pants.
-So, Comrade Stirlitz, we can assume that we
you recruited? - said Thompson, still not believing
his happiness.
-Read and the accounts can be - answered evasively
Stirlitz, and Thompson realized that he was duped.
No, but still, goods, arisch Stirlitz? - He drawled .- Can we
count on you?
-Can. The most important thing - the sea of vodka and
mountain stew, right schA, and there's face it.
"Ah yes, of course ... Now ... of course ... - Thompson
bustled about in search of the sheet of paper.
Vaught and agreed - he said sternly Stirlitz, playing with
brass knuckles. He was very anxious to hear how will scream
chief of intelligence.
to be continued ...
