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Two men sitting in a cafe. Suited waiter:
- I'm listening.
One:
- It tomato juice, please.
Second:
- You're it! Will you drink the blood of the dead tomatoes!
Russian football team still fell to the final of European
Championship. She gathered five wrappers "Snickers".
In the ophthalmologist's office:
- Read the bottom line!
- Printed in the printing house Nizhegorodpoligraf. 5000
ind. Order 242.
Message in the news:
- Yesterday in the capital of the Autonomous Province of Kosovo
happened new major armed confrontation. Killed 10
American and 8 Russian soldiers. Also
suffered an Albanian fighter. Serves him right.
Let not vanity, not in its affairs.
Horror film based on the novel Stivenkingsa: "The Island
svekrovisch.
After a major operation was in Mrs. Rabinowitz
coma. As doctors tried to no avail.
When Rabinowitz came to her in the hospital, the doctor skaal:
- Her condition has caused us great concern. I am afraid that
we will not bring her out of this state. Rabinowitz looked up
at her trembling voice said: - But doctor, how can this be?
She's still so young she's only 56 years!
- Thirty-nine, - a weak whisper, Ms. Rabinovich said ...
Editor of one of Kazan's newspapers collected by the staff:
- How much can I use the word "local"? Local news, local
officials! Better to use the name of the city. The next day he
read in his newspaper: "The victim was taken to hospital where
he underwent operation under general anesthesia Kazan.
Ad.
For election of a candidate for
deputies from the Communist Party needed mad grandmother (100 -
150 pers.)
Ad in the newspaper.
Requires a driver with a private car Mercedes - 600 "
