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"How many jokes about the experiments you know?
-Only one. Everything else is true.
Americans are working, if the pay is good. Russian
work. If you are paying - well.
Advertisement:
"Buy Mercedes-600 after the accident. Before the accident,
please do not bother ..."
A man was married, and soon friends told him
that she was a prostitute. He's going to kick it. She replied:
-Do I care about you ill?
Yes, but ..
-Did I not always get along with your family? Poor take your
friends? Yes, but ..
-Am I bad cook? Bad look? Bad in bed?
Yes, but ..
-So do you really think that this can be learned
in absentia?
For survivors of the Titanic approaches the man and asks:
-Has anyone seen my wife Galina Blanca?
Drawling chorus singing:
-Gallina Blanca - Boule boule, boules, boules ...
Crest returned from a cruise to exotic countries,
brought a lot of different souvenirs. And among them was dried
lobster, a beautiful, great. Its crest hung on the wall. Come
visit: -O, Mikola, chains sho?
Tse, lobster, sea Taqiy cancer!
Everyone is impressed.
Again the visitors come.
-O, Mikola, chains sho?
Tse, lobster, sea Taqiy cancer!
This is repeated every time it bothered him terribly, and when
there are regular visitors, occurs the following dialogue:
-O, Mikola, chains sho?
-Sho-sho! Vice - Mandavoha!
-O, Mikola, yaks are there whores??
In Brazil, every second unless Pedro, then Gomez.
