Smiley - the latest jokes.

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                      Smiley
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  Chief-secretary:
 -I am going today to celebrate his birthday his wife, but 
because she does not drink, does not dance and hates 
nightclubs, I invite ... you! 


  Marriage announcement:
Beautiful woman, intelligent blonde, fond of music and sport, 
looking for groom for his daughter. 


  Mother-daughter:
 -This is your fan I'm so disgusted that I
pleasure would be his mother-in!


  -Chef, while you were, came some type. He
said that he had come to break your bones ...
-Well, you answer him?
"What you have, unfortunately, is not there.