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Winnie the Pooh and all, all, ALL
continued
Chapter 5.
- This is it, Vinnie! - Piglet squealed - Language!
Anarchist damn! He Eeyore hijacked!
Winnie wanted to immediately call the zenith calculation
Corps in the face of the Crocodile Gena (aka rotary carriage)
and Cheburashka (arrows - gunner), but in time he remembered
that they are good only for reflection night raids, because the
light of day hypersensitive weak-sighted eyes and ears of
Cheburashka in conflict and the shooting was zero.
- Yaga in the air, quick! - Piglet and rushed into the
garden for the headquarters, where the famous Al Corps Baba Yaga
dozing on duty.
- Granny! Rear air overslept, poker
stoerosovaya! - Generally, Yagi Corps feared,
but Piglet was her solid dirt,
studies reported six months ago vigilant Cheburashka. And the
dirt is as follows - Yaga roast oven and used the lunch of the
Great Leader and theorist Mohlyandskogo National Liberation
Movement, Christopher Robin. Still The leader had been missing
and minimum objective Corps and was just in his quest.
It should be noted that the post of adjutant
and the pig is running for wayward Winnie
Very Dissatisfied Piglet. And the secret power
Yaga was over for him the first step to
Commander of the Corps office. Or maybe you never know, and to
...
But I digress.
- Hurry, Grandma! Tolstoy take him alive, on a donkey
You can not give a damn - the language is more important!
Yaga kicked three mortar and a militant
hooting Corps soared into the air.
Carlson found himself in such a difficult situation because
of its natural day-dreaming: he was in all Detail imagined due
to him for delivery of language share of trophies, which is
practically not followed the guidelines. In addition, the
donkey was very weighty and periodically wakes up and
kicking, which is also distracting.
Bottom whistle sounded unpleasant. - What is it? -
Carlson woke up from their nicest dreams and looked around. -
So, the ass on the spot, a place familiar ... Dry bun in my
throat! This is also headquarters of the village Púchov gang!
And what is it whistling? And where .. Yaga!
Chapter 6.
- Nuka-hsia, golubshshyk, tolshtyashok you're mine - Yaga
mumbled, going into combat spread - poshmotrim taperishya,
poshshupaem ...
Carlson collapsed with fright at the peak. - Stunned
grandmother, or what? - he yelled. - Donkey ditched, va0shego,
not mine!
- Nishavo, my dear, nishavo - corresponded Yaga,
boost the stupa - like ushil our Vosht - revolyushiya
require shertv - here she sat Eeyore's tail, but
he again woke up and panicked otbryknulsya. - We are pit
monument poshshtavim ...
- Well, my grandmother, all right! - Carlson squeezed the
last drop of power from the engine abruptly soared, that it
forces pulled stomach ... and jumped out onto his Eeyore
harness! Making a classic protivozenitny maneuver, he began to
overcome the barrage Corps, and the witch ... Stupa Yagi
howling rushed to the ground - fell into her Eeyore
stuck between Yaga and remote control ...
Yaga lost carefully leleyamogo last tooth.
Eeyore smash to pieces Field WC and got another moral trauma.
Carlson left whole and intact, having lost, however, the
prisoner and his share of trophies and received another
collection of Pinocchio - a dozen bees in the loins.
So ended the first day of combat ground troops of Winnie the
Pooh and Pinocchio. But the main event just unfolded.
Chapter 7.
- Buratinchik - Malvina languidly stretched.
- How much longer we will wallow in this protiiivnoy
village? While this nasty, nasty bear captured the castle Ogre
and settled there with all imaginable conveniences?
- Um ... - Pinocchio tried to look away
from more than sufficient cleavage of its blue
peignoir. - But the day before yesterday you insisted
so we drove the Pooh here. Not even
day, as we have here, and you have unhappy .. And the team
needs a break ...
- Buratiiinchik, gluuupenky, but after this nasty bear with
his pig as an apprentice in a castle even better! Well,
Buratishka not be stubborn, honey ... You just imagine: the old
castle, moon the light streaming through the arched windows, a
huge hall with a giant fireplace, fiercely blazing oak barrels
... and our equally fierce passion on the spacious four-poster
bed ... - And Malvina strike a pose Seduction Number Three. -
A detachment of rest in the castle.
Pinocchio swallowed. - Tm-you ... mmm, you promise
I know ... that if the castle ... we ... then you
and I ... - Of course, laaapushka, I promise ...
You just imagine, castle, armor ..
But Pinocchio is no longer heard. He quickly assembled a
council of war. The Council passed difficult. Bees wanted to
leave the area of the old oak, but their persuaded, promised
to the stream and looting apiary at the castle. Artemon, who
commanded a platoon of wild dogs Dingo Special Purpose, lured
scene round-up of interlocking Persian cats. Duremar and
frogmen promised great swampy castle moat. In Generally, a
detachment of green name Green Peace understood its task and
had every incentive to its successful implementation.
Chapter 8.
Farewell kick Barmaley moved Rabbit
the middle chamber, where he c crash and landed. Powerful door
slammed shut, clanged bolt skrezhetnul key, blurted out the
lock. Were heard and subsided in the distance Barmaley steps,
followed by netsenzurschinoy about the poor lighting, low
ceilings, damp dungeon, and accursed counterrevolutionaries.
Groaning and trying not to make sudden movements, Rabbit
crept to the slimy wall, and with sigh of relief, leaned on
her. - Sheet ... Hamshkoe otgode ... - He bowed his head in
dismay, and began to explore the powerful floor plate. - Me,
the blink of an intellectual deshyatom generation zhashadili
these uzhashnye zhashtenki ... - He who really just sigh. - And
I had them ugashshal shgushshenkoy ... And w bread, bread and
beige ... - Rabbit finally limp and howled aloud. - I have them
ugoshshal ... I have them in goshti mandibles ... and I do not
zhachem poshlushalshya shovetov deceased mothers, and I zhashem
shkazhal, fluoride someone esht home ... Shidel would sheyshas
in shvoey uyutnenkoy, cushy nogke ... ate to mogkovku ...
shvoimi zhubkami .. shelenkimi zhubkami .. - He ran a couple of
fingers is not the first freshness in the mouth, dug into it
and pulled chip upper left incisor. -#$%'*$##$@#!!! -
Surprisingly clearly Rabbit commented on the spectacle. - Okay,
we#$%$@#@@#@#, eshshe pofmogim!
Neuro poshmygivaya, Winnie the Pooh leaning over a battered
card Mohlandii. On the one hand, the lock Ogre occupies a
strategic position at a big intersection and owning them could
on its understanding levy tribute passing trade
caravans. On the other hand, the role of fininspektora claimed
too many. Agents from the surrounding villages reported on the
appearance in the west best trips Pinocchio. From Report
Znayka, chief of security and strategic intelligence, it
followed that plan to seize the Castle Dragon hatching and
Urfin Juce with his wooden soldiers. It is also very alarmed
report on the formation of Ivan the Fool of the new mobile
division oven ...
In general, the situation was very threatening.
The only consoling fact was the defeat of the internal
counter-revolution in the face of the Rabbit. Teddy-bear
sighed, remembering those times when they Piglet as a friend
came to visit a rabbit for breakfast. In addition were always
in stock and honey and condensed milk ... - The trust is
rubbed, crud-roach! - Winnie the Pooh made his decision. -
Everything is nothing more to pull, must stop this foe
revolutionary people! In the evening, collect the tribunal and
this morning it publicly .. mmm ... Here are just better - to
shoot or hang? - Winnie scratched his revolver head. - Perhaps,
hang, so it will be instructive. Piglet!
Piglet squealing flew out of the deep armchairs,
where he slept peacefully, extracted from the fat folds
Thompson trophy and never opened his eyes screwed tight,
frantically pulled the trigger .- Help! - Piglet squealed,
shaking from the impact. - Alert! - He moved the arc of fire.
Commander-in Piglet kill! - Piglet cleverly replaced empty
shop, bumped into a chair and fell over became completely
chaotic water bursts ceiling. Luckily for Winnie, cowering
under the table, one of the chandeliers bursts interrupted
rope, which calmed the variance pig.
To be completed ...
