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Smiley
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God asks Adam:
-Well, Adam, sorry to you fin?
No, not sorry. Just a premonition something bad.
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Caught like a man golden frog.
-Turns three wishes, then let him go.
-What are you, man, sdurel, I'm not a goldfish.
"Well then, at least one.
-Well, think.
I thought, man, I thought ...
-I want to, said to have had everything!
All right, man, you have everything!
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Husband found his wife in bed with a lover, grabs his gun and
puts it to his temple. Seeing this, the lover's wife began to
laugh. -Do not laugh, you beast! - Tells him her husband - next
bullet will be yours!
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A conversation between two developers:
"You hear, Kostya died.
-And he enlisted?!
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Wait, is preparing to hang the computer ...
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On the blood transfusion station comes in the morning man
with a terrible hangover.
A doctor as you need to donate blood to get
exemption from work for one day?
-Three hundred grams.
A week?
-So much blood you at one time may not be able to pass.
-Can, doctor, I can. I killed the mother in law.
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-I brought my wife from a trip show.
-What did you not use it there?
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Phone call (boring high voice):
-Hello, this is the company Microsoft? I bought two years ago
Windows 95 and I have it during the work never
hung. Tell me what I am doing wrong?
A tried to include?!
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Frog, why are you so green and nasty?
-That I am sick, and I am white and fluffy.
