(C) PARACELS
Starting with this issue, we open a new "Guests" section,
which will lead to you I - PARACELS, and today our guest
well-known hacker TIHS from the group "MAKRO TABURETKA". He has
kindly agreed to give us an interview, and here he is.
PLS: Hello dear TIHS! I am very glad that you agreed to give
us an interview.
T.: I'm actually not very good, yes for the money - so
and be ...
PLS: Hmm .. down to business. First question: what is your
name?
TA: You What? They themselves know - TIHS!
PLS: I'm sorry, I meant your real name.
TG: Oh that ... Well, put my name Yevpaty.
PLS: Wooow! Eh is for-to-cool! Can I call you
Path?
TM: No you can not!
PLS: All right, Pat! Tell me why you chose this klikuhu -
TIHS?
T.: I invented it myself, and it stands as THIS IS HACKER
SUPER! Cool, yes! And read it Otpad [tihs], the stress on first
syllable. I believe that klikuh better than my not so a lot,
but about your PARA ... PRARA ... Well vobschem Celsius, I do
silent.
PLS: Very grateful to you for it.
TA: Would you changed his NIKNAME on, say, SCIH. I just schaas
invented it, it means CLASS'ny INTER'aktivny SUPER HACKER.
That's what I understand it - cool klikuha.
PLS: Thank TIHS, I think I'll settle for his own.
And the next question: how do you otnosishsya to the activities
of our Kovrov maker'ov?
TA: I have to say, your newspaper I do not like!
PLS: Thank you for your candor ...
TG: Oh if decided to do a newspaper, so do it properly!
For example, why do you have in the newspaper is not scanned
pictures and digital music as accompaniment, and, for each new
material. I myself decided to do a newspaper, and there are
only This will be the dam. So I'm going to do there digitized
voice, and then read already tired.
PLS: It's all very cool, but how can you still otnosishsya to
of our hacker'ov?
TA: I do not her attitude.
PLS: Thanks for the reply. It made me very happy.
TA:??
PLS: Tell me what you think about KANO, IMP'e, KSA and
TITUS'e?
T.: And who are they??
PLS: ???!!!
T.: Well, what would you like to finally wish our readers?
TA: Well, you have readers? .. Nuuu, .. I wish them to do
more cool intro (INTRO-prim. ed.), with class attribute scroll
to the third screen, draw a sharp image in the SPRITE EDITOR'e
V1.1 - ray photo editor at SPEKU, a well as plenty of disk and,
more importantly, cassette versions of programs, to throw click
through Magik.
PLS: Yes, certainly SPRITE EDITOR - this is class! (God, I
said?). I hope that readers will not accept your wishes ...
TG: What?
PLS: I said "perceive" certainly perceive!
T.: A-ah.
PLS: Phew! Thank god he is totally deaf and don't understand
English, do you TIHS?
T.: Ya, ya, calipers.
PLS: Thank you very much TIHS, for having agreed to come and
answer our questions. THANK YOU!
TG: What? Just about everything? And you went to postuh rams
never driven ...
PLS: Well, thank you to the twins ... Song for saying good,
dear readers. In the next issue of our newspaper read new
interviews with famous HACKER'ami today. C YA!
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... And where are you Yevpaty? .. ... DYKSOFT, stop him! For
that we asked, he was paid! Here ... ! ... ! ... it!
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Note: PLS - short for PARACELS.
T. - TIHS (ha!).
P.S.: ALL THIS IS A JOKE!
PARACELS (Alexander)
